Swiss bleeding hearts won't allow men to have their dream death.

[NunOnBreak]

Originally Posted by jkdbuck76

Indeed they do. One of the forms of gibberish they speak is called Swiss German. But if they were to speak it to a German person, it would sound like Chinese to the German.

This sums up my business dealings I have with one of our Swiss vendors:

Me: Sorry Felix, I'm not going to buy this motor from you.
Felix the Swiss: What!? You're not going to buy Swiss? Are you STUPID!?

That's how they are. If you don't buy from them, then you are stupid. And if you go into a clock shop, you'll see the expensive cuckoo clocks are made in Switzerland. But if you tell them you're on a budget, they'll show you some cheaper ones made in Germany. Which begs the question: how fucking expensive is shit in Switzerland if the cheap knockoff brand is made in Germany?

EDIT:
Q: How did the Swiss guy die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him.

Finally someone agrees with me. If I ever decide to go spare with a rifle from a rooftop, it will be in Switzerland.

[Feryk]

I agree with you NoB. The Swiss bankers have been fucking over the rest of the world for centuries. ALL of their laws protect them from any kind of responsibility.

Fuck them. Fuck them all.

[NunOnBreak]

Originally Posted by Feryk

Fuck them. Fuck them all.

With a golden dildo.

[Ajamil]

Plenty of clocktowers to shoot from in Swiss-land, I bet. No minarets, though.