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Thread: Anyone know Specialist Schwartz?

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    SamHarber
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    Default Anyone know Specialist Schwartz?

    http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

    A list of 213 things Specialist Schwartz is no longer allowed to do in the US Army.

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    BWAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHH

    From now on, I am Princess Anastasia.

    #7 almost made me pee my pants.

    Asia, admit it -- you do #32, don't you?

    Edit: And #78 ...
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    SamHarber, I love you for this.

    Everyone, read this. Read it to the end. It's the best thing EVER. #87 is going to be my new sig if I can ever stop giggling.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    142!
    142!
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    If I ever come over to Canada, I'll take you up on that.

    Considering I don't have a passport, and can't be arsed getting one, you may be safe.

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    4. Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.

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    Now, THAT is funny :)
    Thanks man.

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    having flashback of wars you werent in MuHAHAH!!!

    funny

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    isn't a picture of someone choking the chicken against forum rules?
    There are two rules for being successful in Martial Arts.

    Rule 1: Never tell others everything you know.

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    Best. Thing. Ever.

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    I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.
    He, he.

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