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    Sex The Condiment Haiku Thread

    Hands down this is the best condiment in the universe.

    I will express my fondness of it in Haiku:

    Mustard, my one love...
    In spring, I think of you most
    On my plate, divine




    Now there is a place for honey mustard, brown mustard, etc etc.

    There is no place higher in my heart for just plain yellow mustard.
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    Chutney on my! tongue
    Mango Orange Winter Beef
    Penis utensil.
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    You need to mention a season (lol, I mean a time of the year), my friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
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    To be fair, all haiku should include kigo (a season of the year, does not have to be mentioned literally) and kire (punctuation in the first line to affirm that your heart is in the poem); but failure to do so (and pointing out thereof) should not be considered a bad thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
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    Cholula, tasty
    A summer's heat fades tonight
    But not on my tongue


    Last edited by Steve; 3rd June 11 at 12:40 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
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    Just a bottle? Yes
    In winter I look at you
    While the heat crows light


    Last edited by Steve; 3rd June 11 at 02:15 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
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    Worcester sauce! Sausage
    Spring onion with mash
    Heaven on a plate

    Don’t say, “It’s been a good day” till sundown.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good wife” till she’s buried.
    Don’t say, “It’s a good sword” till you’ve tested it.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good girl” till she’s married off.
    Don’t say, “The ice is safe” till you’ve crossed it.
    Don’t say, “The beer is good” till you’ve drunk the last of it.

    From Hávamál, a Norse poem

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    I like it! But you have to clue me in to how your second line is 7 syllabils (I admit my yank pronunciation might be fucking with me).
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
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    Guns Catsup

    Blood red, I cringe so
    Your appeal through the seasons
    Yellow you are not








    It's difficult because IT'S NOT FUCKING MUSTARD!
    Last edited by Steve; 3rd June 11 at 03:15 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
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    You're right it's 6 damn.
    Don’t say, “It’s been a good day” till sundown.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good wife” till she’s buried.
    Don’t say, “It’s a good sword” till you’ve tested it.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good girl” till she’s married off.
    Don’t say, “The ice is safe” till you’ve crossed it.
    Don’t say, “The beer is good” till you’ve drunk the last of it.

    From Hávamál, a Norse poem

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