well first there's Donald. Lucky for you Theresa, he is far to old for actual intercourse, but prepare to get your pussy well and truly grabed
Then of coarse it's between Vlad and Xi
Vlad will settle for sloppy seconds, or will he? Remember that crazy Russian hacker you met last June? Yes that was Vlad that fucked you. He fucked you hard, and don't lie, you liked it
After Donald, Vlad and Xi what next
Well remember all those countries your grand father raped back in the glorious days of the Empire? well they are all queuing up to fuck you now
All those dirty black foreigners will soon be fucking you hard in revenge for their grand mothers
When it's all over the EU wont really be interested in your bruised and bloodied vagina with the cum of a hundred angry Commonwealth foreign ministers oozing down your leg
So laugh it up now Theresa because it is only a matter of time till you are well and truly fucked