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  1. 14th May 17 #1
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    1 How May the be raped Theresa? Let me count the ways

    well first there's Donald. Lucky for you Theresa, he is far to old for actual intercourse, but prepare to get your pussy well and truly grabed

    Then of coarse it's between Vlad and Xi

    Vlad will settle for sloppy seconds, or will he? Remember that crazy Russian hacker you met last June? Yes that was Vlad that fucked you. He fucked you hard, and don't lie, you liked it

    After Donald, Vlad and Xi what next

    Well remember all those countries your grand father raped back in the glorious days of the Empire? well they are all queuing up to fuck you now

    All those dirty black foreigners will soon be fucking you hard in revenge for their grand mothers

    When it's all over the EU wont really be interested in your bruised and bloodied vagina with the cum of a hundred angry Commonwealth foreign ministers oozing down your leg


    So laugh it up now Theresa because it is only a matter of time till you are well and truly fucked
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    Are you drunk?
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    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion View Post
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    Either he always is or he never is. I don't see that this latest fulmination is any different from most of what he posts. There's a bit more rape in it, otherwise it's about typical for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syntactical Disruptorize View Post
    There's a bit more rape in it, otherwise it's about typical for him.

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    At least Australia and New Zealand will buy you a beer before they rape you

    And, of coarse Canada will be awfully polite about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno
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    Quote Originally Posted by resolve
    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Üser Friendly View Post
    At least Australia and New Zealand will buy you a beer before they rape you
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    Perhaps the likes of the Netherlands would be prepared to rape you anally

    But you know what they can be
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    I expect you were as surprised as we were, Theresa, to wake up to find that awful Corbyn chap taking you roughly from behind

    Did you get beard rash on your back?

    Did he quote from Das Capital as he reached climax? I bet he did
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    And who should walk through the door just as Jeremy is coming to a majority in your house of commons, Theresa?

    Why it's big Arlene, naked as God intended her and sporting a huge strap on

    Before poor Jezzer can pull out, she has him by the scruff, and invades his constituancy, in effect raping him and you at the same time

    All the while singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers'

    But hey, at least she's strong and stable, isn't she Theresa
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