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    Now the whole Cabinet is lining up to rape you, Theresa

    In true Eton fashion Boris gets first dibs, especially appropriate considering his Russian name, don't you think?

    Sloppy seconds to David Davis. He's been waiting for this for such a long time

    And orderly que soon forms and everyone gets their turn

    We're not savages after all
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    Just as Boris and David finish double teaming you, Eton style, before you even have an opportunity to clean yourself up and make yourself look pretty, Theresa, who should burst back into your well appointed Chequers bedroom but Donald, ready to grab your poor pussy again

    As he's grabbing and grabbing Uncle Vlad appears from behind the curtains like the Milk Tray Man, but instead of chocolates he pushes a bottle of amyl nitrate under your nose to make his rape of your anus a little easier, and to leave less evidence of his crime
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    Are you wanking whilst writing this?
    ONE SOUL AT A TIME

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    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    No, because wanking requires his two typing fingers.
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    Are you wanking whilst reading it?
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