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    I parked in one of two disabled spots, there was a white station wagon parked on my right. When I got back there was an elderly man gingerly tottering about between our cars trying to load his shopping in his passenger seat without hitting my car door.

    I put the baby in the car seat, jumped into the drivers seat through the other side and then proceeded to have reverse fail while a fat/fab lass pointed at me in disgust. Finally zoomed off. Have learnt my lesson and won't do it again :(
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    You're probably eligible for a permit you know with your mental difficulties & all.
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    Witchay woman.
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    They are lucky that society allows them to live. Fuck 'em.
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    Lily, didn't the store have a 'Moms with Tots' spot available? If not, you should blame them for being so insensitive to your needs! It wasn't your fault, you were just doing the best you could given the circumstances. I think you should organize a Mom's Boycott of such an insensitive corporate monster.


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    I don't know why stories like this are arousing. Maybe because it makes the woman seems like a spoiled princess who needs some taming.
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    Err....I think it depends on the woman. If you see a big white four wheel drive blatantly parking in the disabled spot you know you're working with a spoilt princess. If it's a silver Hyundai i30, then you can assume it is a strong-minded, time-poor professional, mother of one and one only who just has to whip into the shops to buy a tub of ice cream for a play date.

    I never visit people without bearing gifts.

    I promise I will never do it again. I've actually never seen a genuinely disabled person (no full stop here) use one of those spots and in the moment I thought the ease of access would get me in and out quickly (under 4 minutes). Unfortunately the poor old man was kindness and civility itself with the absolute trepidation and care he took in not scraping my car as he used what looked like the last of his strength to control his trolley.
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    Feryk - I would never want to associate myself with the nuisance that are the Mothers' Association. Well, not till my son is in private school and then I'm going to need tips from guys about pearl necklaces, twin sets, gin and tonics and flesh coloured tights. Ewww.
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    Next time you use the disabled parking spot, just walk with a limp
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