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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion View Post
    Trump can't actually win an election.. can he ?
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    Short answer is no.
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    I think you're right here.

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    Geez, Max, you can't type "Deer Sur" with your sausage fingers without suffering three conniptions and a coronary, and you jump on a Twitter typo?
    You know where you'll find sympathy: In the dictionary, between "syphilis" and "suicide".

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    News just in! POTUS Trump: "Fuck Paris. Fuck their accords." Paris to react before noon.
    "Won't you stop citing laws to us who have our swords by our sides?" - Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syntactical Disruptorize View Post
    Geez, Max, you can't type "Deer Sur" with your sausage fingers without suffering three conniptions and a coronary, and you jump on a Twitter typo?
    Actually managed to cut the top off one of my fingers last week. You thought I smelled bad before now I can ony type with one hand!
    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion View Post
    Trump can't actually win an election.. can he ?
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    Short answer is no.
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    I think you're right here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sneering Urban Liberal Elite View Post
    Actually managed to cut the top off one of my fingers last week. You thought I smelled bad before now I can ony type with one hand!
    I always assumed you were typing one handed, although I suspected a different reason.

    However, if your severed and gangrenous digit is actually changing your smell, it might be time to go to a doctor.
    Last edited by Syntactical Disruptorize; 2nd June 17 at 05:01 AM.
    You know where you'll find sympathy: In the dictionary, between "syphilis" and "suicide".

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    Trump is playing 3d chess. His plan to kill terrorists via global warming is thinking like 50 moves ahead of the enemy.
    "NoB's acquisitiveness is Zanshin like" - Dougie

    "USA is 50 separate countries" - doof (tadpole farmer extraordinaire)

    "I actually believe, nay, know that NoB's ass and innards are spotless." - Lilith

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    IMO, it is now a matter of time until one of the Trump minions cracks and negotiates a plea bargain for the collusion. Perhaps it will be Nigel Farange...

    Looking forward to Comey's testimony next week
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    Teflon Don probably has a few more tricks up his sleeve.
    No one wants to sleep with the Hoffas.
    Think irony

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    What I really hate is how many bigots, psychos and morons he emboldens. I wish these people go back to dark corners instead of shitting up my Facebook feed. The orange monster gets elected now lunatics think they are experts in history, science an politics supplied with quiver of alternative facts to back them up. Look what you've done Alex Jones!!

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    "Despite so many false statements and lies, total and complete vindication...and WOW, Comey is a leaker!" Tweeted by the Orange Monster. This is your America now: up is down, wet is dry, purple is shartruse. It's getting weirdly Orwellian.
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