There's something about Bolton's face that always yelled 'extreme sexual deviant' to my subconscious
PRESIDENT TRUMP
I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko's.
The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive).
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
The United States is doing so good. Other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.
PRESIDENT TRUMP salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us.
The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair.
The crowd boos. They wanted that milk.
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk!
The crowd roars. They still want that milk.
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CON'TD)
A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk come from coal. We'll dig it up.
All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging.
Do they need a community engagement operations manager?
My team helps underprivileged and underrepresented kids and adults prepare for and enter the workforce in good paying jobs and also kids with cancer and shit.
Oh, the missus works at the same company and just got promoted and moved under her manager's manager.
I am like a good person now or something. Saint NoB!
Last edited by Jean-Paul Sartre; 21st September 19 at 09:58 PM.
Melania catches Trump in bed with another woman.
Melania: “What is this, Donald?”
Trump: “We’re just having a warm conversation. Totally legal and totally cool.”
Melania: “You’re both naked.”
Trump: “Joe Biden planted her here while I was asleep. You need to investigate Joe!”