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    Quote Originally Posted by Doofa
    Snake's thighs are bigger than my waif-like waist
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake: The Real Jesus View Post
    I needed to buy a new suit and when I was measured, my thighs are just shy of 29" but I've always carried mass at my hips and thighs and ass.
    Bigger than mine, and I'm way taller than you. You're gonna need 'burly' man pants soon.


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    ...Also, never take a shit and throw it into a deep fryer. I really regret doing that.

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    You fat cunt Snake
    die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln

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    The man just told you his thighs are huge for his body size and the best you can come up with is 'You fat cunt?'

    How about commenting on how he uses those huge thighs to asphixiate his gay lovers? Or talking about how he can crack a walnut with his ass? Or that all the squats he's doing will cause his rectum to prolapse, but he probably won't notice?

    C'mon, doofa. Drop your shovel and think for a minute.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulMechanic
    ...Also, never take a shit and throw it into a deep fryer. I really regret doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Change View Post
    Bigger than mine, and I'm way taller than you. You're gonna need 'burly' man pants soon.
    NOOOOOOooooOOOOOOO!
    I've found True Religion fit well for my body type.

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    You fat cunt Snake
    Bitch I would snap your scrawny ass in two and use you as a fucking Q-tip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Change View Post
    The man just told you his thighs are huge for his body size and the best you can come up with is 'You fat cunt?'

    How about commenting on how he uses those huge thighs to asphixiate his gay lovers? Or talking about how he can crack a walnut with his ass? Or that all the squats he's doing will cause his rectum to prolapse, but he probably won't notice?

    C'mon, doofa. Drop your shovel and think for a minute.
    Quote Originally Posted by Feryk
    What Snake Said
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    Snake is also correct about EVERYTHING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake: The Real Jesus View Post
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    Trump can't actually win an election.. can he ?
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    I think you're right here.

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    fruit smoothies are for casuals.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Flailfag
    I have but wee, tiny li'l babylegs
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    What Snake Said
    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Snake is also correct about EVERYTHING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake: The Real Jesus View Post
    Bitch I would snap your scrawny ass in two and use you as a fucking Q-tip.
    i guess we'll never know
    die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln

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