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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty Saurencyde View Post
    No. I do not have a point
    die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost 1 Percent View Post
    I hate dickinese. Do they have to spit so much to communicate?
    racist
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    There was a fake pussy named Fox
    Who should ne'er been let out of the box
    Whilst claiming gay splendor
    There was questions of gender
    Like whether it had cunt or a cox
    die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln

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    Quote Originally Posted by Üser Friendly View Post
    You're thinking with your dick again
    "NoB's acquisitiveness is Zanshin like" - Dougie

    "USA is 50 separate countries" - doof (tadpole farmer extraordinaire)

    "I actually believe, nay, know that NoB's ass and innards are spotless." - Lilith

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    Reminds me of this horse I once saw a picture of...


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    OW-A!
    die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln

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    Lists
    Lists of foreigners
    Lists of foreign born people
    living and working alongside
    those not on lists
    Lists of children sitting alongside
    children not on lists
    Lists to be sent in to government
    departments
    Lists of names, addresses that can
    pass from official to official
    from department to department
    so that what starts out as 'information'
    drifts into ways of saying to those
    on the lists that they should have less
    they should have no guarantees of the
    right to work or live alongside or amongst
    those not on the lists
    And when it comes to a time when
    those who want to say that hard times
    are not the fault of people in government
    and not the fault of those who own and control
    everything
    the lists are ready and waiting
    Look who's on the lists, they'll say
    The lists say it all, they'll say

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    Michael Rosen has a problem with lists.
    "NoB's acquisitiveness is Zanshin like" - Dougie

    "USA is 50 separate countries" - doof (tadpole farmer extraordinaire)

    "I actually believe, nay, know that NoB's ass and innards are spotless." - Lilith

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    Looks like he has no problem at all.
    Think irony

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    TYGER, TYGER, BURNING BRIGHT
    In the arson-torched museum.
    Thy stuffing limns, with flick'ring light
    The vandalized mausoleum.

    IN THE FOREST OF THE NIGHT
    The villain flees with burning stick.
    Fear of arrest impelled his plight;
    Remorse now makes his stomach sick.

    WHAT IMMORTAL HAND OR EYE
    Survives amid the burning ash?
    A mummy's members rise and fly
    Out of the window, through the sash!

    "DARE FRAME THY FEARFUL SYMMETRY?"
    The mummy's parts cry at the thief.
    Their mystic powers make him die
    In fits of manual/ocular grief.
    You know where you'll find sympathy: In the dictionary, between "syphilis" and "suicide".

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