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    I'm a baby killer
    Baby killing makes me horny
    Aliens inside me
    Gonna squash it like Sigourney

    Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus
    Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus
    Brrap brrap, pew pew
    Brrap brrap, pew pew

    I'm a dolphin doll face
    Bitches in my crawl space
    Have abortions sometimes?
    No, I'ma have abortions always


    Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus
    Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus
    Brrap brrap, pew pew
    Brrap brrap, pew pew

    And sometimes I do have doubts and it's hard to sleep
    I think about my child's heartbeat and oh it makes me weep (tell it!)
    I hope and pray to god my little fetus has a soul
    Because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole
    Brrap brrap brrap brrap
    *dolphin noise*

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    What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?
    Going back in to ask for a coat hanger.
    Last edited by MerkinMuffly; 1st August 18 at 12:02 AM.
    Think irony

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    If you knew
    how I long
    For you now
    that you're gone
    You'd grow wings and fly
    Home to me
    Home tonight
    And in the morning sun...

    Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
    Let's do it all day long
    Let abbots, Babbitts and Cabots
    Say Mother Nature's wrong

    And when we've had a couple' a beers
    We'll put on bunny suits
    I long to nibble your ears
    And do as bunnies do

    Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
    Let's do it all day long
    Rapidly becoming rabid
    Singing little rabbit songs
    I can keep it up all night
    I can keep it up all day
    Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
    Until we pass away

    Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
    Until we pass away

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    Any minute now, my ship is coming in
    I'll keep checking the horizon
    I'll stand on the bow, feel the waves come crashing
    Come crashing down down down, on me

    And you say, be still my love
    Open up your heart
    Let the light shine in
    But don't you understand
    I already have a plan
    I'm waiting for my real life to begin

    When I awoke today, suddenly nothing happened
    But in my dreams, I slew the dragon
    And down this beaten path, up this cobbled lane
    I'm walking in my old footsteps, once again

    And you say, just be here now
    Forget about the past, your mask is wearing thin
    Just let me throw one more dice
    I know that I can win
    I'm waiting for my real life to begin

    Any minute now, my ship is coming in
    I'll keep checking the horizon
    And I'll check my machine, there's sure to be that call
    It's gonna happen soon, soon, oh so very soon
    It's just that times are lean

    And you say, be still my love
    Open up your heart, let the light shine
    Don't you understand
    I already have a plan
    I'm waiting for my real life to begin

    On a clear day I can see, see for a long way
    On a clear day I can see, see for a long way

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