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    My older sister, whom wanted to drop me down the hospital steps, never offered any of this pre-marital advice.

    Perhaps my snarky aggression is merely a mask, to hide my pain and lonliness.
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    I'm watching Jane Eyre, you'd do a mean Rochester.

    I'm sorry you and Doofa suffered at the hands of your sisters :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake: The Real Jesus View Post
    My older sister, whom wanted to drop me down the hospital steps, never offered any of this pre-marital advice.

    Perhaps my snarky aggression is merely a mask, to hide my pain and lonliness.
    My younger sister tried to knife me once. Kicked it out of her hand. (bad form, I know)
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    KrOtTy!!1!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry Mandrill View Post
    tell him you have no advice cuz your marriage blows and burst into uncontrollable sobs. that'll tell him everything he needs to know about marriage.
    I'd love to know the Sociocider whose marriage does not blow. Now cry on my large shoulder Mandrill, it's okay.
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    My marraige would not blow, only for my wife
    die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln

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    17 years of blowing and counting.

    is 'large shoulder' aussie-speak for 'ample bosom,' by any chance?
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    Nyet.

    They'd have to be inflatable to be at shoulder height.
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    Forgot to mention this. My boy used to carry me once in a while but injured his back a few years ago (not related to carrying me) and doesn't anymore :(

    All you married guys go right now and lift up your wife and your marriage won't blow so hard tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith View Post
    Forgot to mention this. My boy used to carry me once in a while but injured his back a few years ago (not related to carrying me) and doesn't anymore :(
    That's what you get for marrying a fucking faggoty cricket fan.
    You had the pick of ALL those martial artists and you chose a queer in a sweater and cream slacks.
    Anyone who stops participating in a sport to have tea and cucumber sandwiches can't be expected to lift much.

    You chose......poorly.
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