and soon some of it will have a glow in the dark dinosaur on it.
Douchebag Note Called "Waitressing 101"
Worthless CANADIAN MONEY
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NoB wrote it
I used to be buddies with a guy who was always a dick to waitresses. If she was unattractive, he'd treat her like shit, if she was attractive, but didn't respond to his flirtations , he'd be a dick. I was never present if/when one flirted back with him, cuz he sucked at gettin' laid..so every time I was with him he was pretty much acting like a dick.
I try to be as nice as possible to servers.
One time, we were at a restaurant and this chick totally fucked up our orders and then screwed up the bill to boot. So as a table of four we left her a mere dime just to send a message.
" What dangers I face to win a good name in Athens.. " - Alexander The Great
Arjuna: Is the universe supposed to be something else?
Normand: Yeah, it's a collection of places commodore pipeshas chomped pillows while being reamed up the ass.Fortunately, that's not ALL it is.
****************************how's your day going, commode-pipe?
I got a mini-bible on a 150$ party once. These ministers would come in weekly for a spiritual gathering or something, leaving just bibles as tips. The next week they left with a little less air in their tires.
Where have all the hobos gone to?
To prevent any kind of independence, the new world order has already implanted micro chips in wild animals, birds, fish, etc. Why? They want to make certain that the people who will not accept the New World Order will not be able to hunt or fish any where in the world. If they try, they will be tracked and traced by satellites, then hunted down and imprisoned or killed.