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  1. 2nd May 12 #61
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    this never woulda happened if you'da burned the fucking thing like i told you...
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    Just tell your wife that you got in the accident because you were distracted by a woman that looked exactly like her except for the bigger tits and being 10 years younger.
    "Josh, they're already laughing at you. But don't worry about them. Please Me." -God to resolve (thinking only of Himself as usual)
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    Quote Originally Posted by doggmeat View Post
    Seriously though, cussing her out is so ungentlemanly. Not long ago you were cringing like a craven lily-livered fop and now...well just look at Mr High and Mighty.

    Who the fuck told him to curse her out? Where the fuck does he say he did drop a mouth parade of four letter words in her direction? You are one serious tard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZ View Post
    btw the thread title make no sense. Being pussy-whipped means you put up with a ton of shit to get laid and get treated like a chump.
    Not the case here..I'm not like the rest of you domesticated pussies. I'm a trophy husband.
    I thought about this and decided to give you the benefit of the doubt.
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    I don't think I could be a trophy husband. : (

    Well, maybe for Kathy Griffin or Janeane Garofalo or someone like that.
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    don't sell yourself short, nob

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    FTR, the appropriate term is 'Himbo', not 'Mimbo'.
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    Just don't sleep with a chick you can't bench press.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulMechanic View Post
    Who the fuck told him to curse her out? Where the fuck does he say he did drop a mouth parade of four letter words in her direction? You are one serious tard.
    Once you finish 4th grade we can discuss your basic reading skills :)
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    Wait, OZZ is considered a Canucklestanian Trophy wife?

    You fuckers are in deeper shit than I previously imagined.
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    You have no idea. Up here you'd be an exotic foreigner, Snake.
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    Just don't sleep with a chick you can't bench press.
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    ...Also, never take a shit and throw it into a deep fryer. I really regret doing that.
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