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Thread: Keeping my legs crossed (or The Choice to be Childless)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    I hope you wind up with a Tobybaby


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    I'd chop it's fingers off so when it grew up it would not be tempted to post on online forums and meet dirty old men like you and FFF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doggmeat View Post
    I don't make a big deal of it and didn't want to bore you with the details of the chores I did. Some days his contribution is up at 30%. I don't actually believe there's a 50/50 and I operate at a whirlwind pace so more often than not I'll do something if I see it needs to be done. I'm no Martha Stewart and always choose quality time over housework so don't go assuming I'm some crazed housewife.
    I want to see a list so that you and I can both be sure that you aren't a neurotic nag who imagines she's the one 'doing all the work'.
    ONE SOUL AT A TIME

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    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    yeah lots of women suffer from this delusion.
    also the myth that women have a way higher pain treshold.
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    So is Lebell a mod yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    yeah lots of women suffer from this delusion.
    also the myth that women have a way higher pain treshold cuz just look at goatse.
    provide evidence or shut the fuck up

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    Quote Originally Posted by doggmeat View Post
    I'd chop it's fingers off so when it grew up it would not be tempted to post on online forums and meet dirty old men like you and FFF.
    You dirty old scheming rapscallion.
    You want to keep me all to yourself.
    Well, you have my attention.
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    Lots of mixed messages here, Lily.

    Good luck untangling the web of what you really want. Hopefully, you can figure it out before it's too late.
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    You shitrat pioneers of my ass....

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    ...Also, never take a shit and throw it into a deep fryer. I really regret doing that.

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    The prudent choice would be to get knocked up by her husband and another guy, as soon as possible, to cover all bases.
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    ONE SOUL AT A TIME

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    i got nothing, you win again.
    Quote Originally Posted by resolve
    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    The PRUDENT choice would be to get knocked up by the Adoption Agent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Snake is also correct about EVERYTHING.

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    The Prudent choice would be to have someone else bear her fertilized ovum until term.

    The question is 'whom shall do the fertilizing?'
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    You shitrat pioneers of my ass....

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    ...Also, never take a shit and throw it into a deep fryer. I really regret doing that.

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    Sociocide Roulette
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    What Snake Said
    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Snake is also correct about EVERYTHING.

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