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Thread: Keeping my legs crossed (or The Choice to be Childless)

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    Pretend you have the world's tallest, yet scrawniest, salmon attempting to spawn up your stream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taut Swede View Post
    Don't worry Lils, it will only seem like one minute thirty.
    I can scream convincingly for the other three and a half minutes but I fear it would turn Lebell on again.
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    Lily fears Lebell's F5
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    Quote Originally Posted by doggmeat View Post
    I actually think he'd get on well with most of you.
    I see what you did there.
    ONE SOUL AT A TIME

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    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    my honest guess is that Lilai's husband is a giant pussy.
    when she was younger she thought it was the sensible choice, but as most women do, she heads into her 30ies and she just craves the sorta caveman who can really hit that spot for her.
    the frustration is at least 90% sexual in nature.
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    and Lebell knows this as he has lost many women entering their 30s
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    lolz.
    you are so far off it's funny.
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    that's OK, Lubby.

    we just call you the fluffer.
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    I used to have a gf who was a fluffer once.
    you could tell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    I used to have a gf who was a fluffer once.
    you could tell.
    I once hooked up with this girl who worked at the San Diego Zoo. She told me that about 75% of her job revolved around playing with the male elephants cocks and jacking them off into big cum buckets. She once wanted me to lick some butterscotch off of her middle finger and I couldn't bring myself to do it.
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    MOM34 is easy to fist. 5 kids have come through that set of french dooors she calls a snatch.

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