I have a 'stache. it makes me look 20 lbs lighter.
Arjuna: Is the universe supposed to be something else?
Normand: Yeah, it's a collection of places commodore pipeshas chomped pillows while being reamed up the ass.Fortunately, that's not ALL it is.
****************************how's your day going, commode-pipe?
Don’t say, “It’s been a good day” till sundown.
Don’t say, “She’s a good wife” till she’s buried.
Don’t say, “It’s a good sword” till you’ve tested it.
Don’t say, “She’s a good girl” till she’s married off.
Don’t say, “The ice is safe” till you’ve crossed it.
Don’t say, “The beer is good” till you’ve drunk the last of it.
From Hávamál, a Norse poem
I have a well trimmed mustache. My wife loves it. But then again, I am a potato eating son of a bitch.
“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”
― Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion