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    Brilliant.
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    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
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    SHARK FARTS!

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    Mustard, you bastard
    seed, souring the greatness
    in hopeless Winter.

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    Worthless mayonnaise,
    lubricant of sandwiches,
    I detest you so.

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    FUCK YOU O' RELISH!
    Are you of pickle or not?
    Cucumber winter.
    Quote Originally Posted by Feryk
    What Snake Said
    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Snake is also correct about EVERYTHING.

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    Worcester sauce! Sausage
    Spring onion with mash yum
    Heaven on a plate

    There you go Dougie


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    Also yellow mustard = English mustard

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    French's is yellow but not English proper mustard.
    Don’t say, “It’s been a good day” till sundown.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good wife” till she’s buried.
    Don’t say, “It’s a good sword” till you’ve tested it.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good girl” till she’s married off.
    Don’t say, “The ice is safe” till you’ve crossed it.
    Don’t say, “The beer is good” till you’ve drunk the last of it.

    From Hávamál, a Norse poem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Stirner View Post
    Worcester sauce! Sausage
    Spring onion with mash yum
    Heaven on a plate

    There you go Dougie


    ¦:¬ )
    Ta!
    Don’t say, “It’s been a good day” till sundown.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good wife” till she’s buried.
    Don’t say, “It’s a good sword” till you’ve tested it.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good girl” till she’s married off.
    Don’t say, “The ice is safe” till you’ve crossed it.
    Don’t say, “The beer is good” till you’ve drunk the last of it.

    From Hávamál, a Norse poem

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    Just wikkied yellow/American mustard apparently its a weak, limp wristed version of English mustard both coloured with tumeric to get that super yellow colour. Confusingly it was invented (watered down) by a Mr French so it could also claim to be French mustard!

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    You get French's American mustard in Tesco - it is OK for having on chips as it is so full of vinegar. A bad habit I picked up in Germany "Pommes senf bitte"
    Don’t say, “It’s been a good day” till sundown.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good wife” till she’s buried.
    Don’t say, “It’s a good sword” till you’ve tested it.
    Don’t say, “She’s a good girl” till she’s married off.
    Don’t say, “The ice is safe” till you’ve crossed it.
    Don’t say, “The beer is good” till you’ve drunk the last of it.

    From Hávamál, a Norse poem

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