The Condiment Haiku Thread

**Steve** · 3rd June 11

Don't sweat it, I'm still fucking around with my shit.

**Steve** · 3rd June 11

Spontaneous, no
The warmth outside hid you best
DIE, OH GOD....

**Harpy** · 3rd June 11

Oregano! Taste
buds bloom and dance, scattered just
so, a breeze sweeps through.

**NoBowie** · 3rd June 11

Originally Posted by Steve

Cholula, tasty
A summer's heat fades tonight
But not on my tongue

I love that stuff. Got three bottles in the house right now. Great flavor.

**NoBowie** · 3rd June 11

Originally Posted by Egg NoB

Chutney on my! tongue
Mango Orange Winter Beef
Penis utensil.

You are right Steev. I fixed it.

**nihilist** · 3rd June 11

Mayonnaise anoints,
As her tender buds spring forth
Have a seat right there

**NoBowie** · 3rd June 11

Originally Posted by Moleculo

As her tender buds spring forth

That line made me hot.

**nihilist** · 3rd June 11

It was written expressly for you, after all.

**Neildo** · 3rd June 11

cock sauce and mayo
on my plump juicy weiner
you know you want it

**Spade: The Real Snake** · 3rd June 11

MOAR whore's radishes
spicy, summer on the tongue
STEEV is a faggot

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