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    Catnip fiend. Steve's Avatar
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    Don't sweat it, I'm still fucking around with my shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
    <3

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    Default Hot Sauce 3



    Spontaneous, no
    The warmth outside hid you best
    DIE, OH GOD....



    Last edited by Steve; 3rd June 11 at 03:49 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
    <3

    SHARK FARTS!

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    Oregano! Taste
    buds bloom and dance, scattered just
    so, a breeze sweeps through.
    "She's shown she's into Butterface not Butterbody, too." - Snake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Cholula, tasty
    A summer's heat fades tonight
    But not on my tongue


    I love that stuff. Got three bottles in the house right now. Great flavor.
    "NoB's acquisitiveness is Zanshin like" - Dougie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg NoB View Post
    Chutney on my! tongue
    Mango Orange Winter Beef
    Penis utensil.
    You are right Steev. I fixed it.
    "NoB's acquisitiveness is Zanshin like" - Dougie

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    Mayonnaise anoints,
    As her tender buds spring forth
    Have a seat right there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moleculo View Post
    As her tender buds spring forth
    That line made me hot.
    "NoB's acquisitiveness is Zanshin like" - Dougie

    "USA is 50 separate countries" - doof (tadpole farmer extraordinaire)

    "I actually believe, nay, know that NoB's ass and innards are spotless." - Lilith

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    It was written expressly for you, after all.

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    cock sauce and mayo
    on my plump juicy weiner
    you know you want it
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    MOAR whore's radishes
    spicy, summer on the tongue
    STEEV is a faggot
    Last edited by Spade: The Real Snake; 3rd June 11 at 02:24 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Feryk
    What Snake Said
    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Snake is also correct about EVERYTHING.

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