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    Senior Member Robot Jesus's Avatar
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    Default how to buy jewlery for women

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    Movado watches are cool.
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    jewelry is a very personal thing. i can't coach you on what someone is going to like

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAMA View Post
    jewelry is a very personal thing. i can't coach you on what someone is going to like
    What jewelry will get me more anal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg NoB View Post
    What jewelry will get me more anal?
    Cock Ring.
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    We have done this thread!

    RJ - what do you want the jewellery to 'say' (eg. Marry me, sleep with me, I like you, you're fun and this reminded me of you etc etc)?
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    IIRC jade earrings say 'I am confused but pleasantly so by the fact that you have allowed me access to your intimate areas. Thank you.'

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    Giant gold hoop earrings and a gold necklace with a pendant that says her name in cursive.

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