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    Booze, Drugs, and Nightlife you walk into a bar

    you ask for a shot of whiskey; assuming they don't inquire further, what does the barkeep pour you?

    in western Canada it's Royal Reserve or if it's a classy place Canadian Club.


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    Glenfiddich
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    Johnny Walker. I'll ask for green label though.
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    Not something I'm likely to do, but it could be Dewars, Johnny Walker Red, or Cutty Sark.
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    RJ, do you mean what is the rail brand or what do I drink?

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    Glenfiddich, Dewars, Johnny Walker & Cutty Sark are not whiskeys.
    They are Whiskys.

    If I have a Whiskey it will be Black Bush, if a whisky Antiquary or Jura*.

    *In this case because I am on Jura.
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    I have never in my entire life had a bartender ask me how I wanted it spelled.
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    I think it all depends of what they have in house. usually crown royal

    For scotch around here it's always Glenfiddech.

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    Why am I walking into a bar and not the liquor store?

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    because maybe you wanted to drink with other people tonight.

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