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    fuck you math class MEGA JESUS-SAMA's Avatar
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    Default ATTN: Punks and bulldyke lesbians

    So I bought a pair of used combat boots cause I felt the need for some massive footwear to go with my massive balls and muscles. The first few days were sick, I curbstomped some minorities and overheard some offended hipsters talk about what would happen when a black guy spotted me in Nazi stompers (uh, nothing?), but recently they've developed a pinch. What happened is that the way the leather creases is causing it to push up against my foot near the ankle. It's too painful to wear the boots even for standing around looking fashionable now. Is there any way to fix the boots? I was thinking that getting the leather wet might allow me to reset the creases.

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    The dark secret is to just keep wearing the boots until they stop hurting. This usually takes a week or so, or at least it does with me.

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    I can't. I'm not talking like ow painul, I'm talking like gonna fuck my feet up painful.

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    But that's how you break boots in...

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    Saddle soap will soften the leather and take the edge out of that crease. If you want to go Army hoo-wuh hardcore, you could sand them down, waterlog them, wear them for a few hours while walking around, then treat with saddle soap and polish.

    Or, you could wear thicker socks for a few weeks while they break in.

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    No you don't understand. MJS wants the discomfort to stop immediately.

    I suggest becoming a Vicodin addict and keeping a blog about it. With a black background covered in tears.
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    stop buying lowest bidder footwear.

    used lowest bidder footwear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    No you don't understand. MJS wants the discomfort to stop immediately.

    Oh! Then, Crocs.

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    So, the guy who thinks a $45 plaid shirt is a bargain, gets used combat boots from an Army-Navy surplus store? And then complains that they don't feel comfortable?

    Does Ferragamo not make curbstompers anymore?

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    i suggest replacing your current legs with robot legs.

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