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    Extra! Extra!  Read all about it! Harland Sanders Kidnapped!

    KFC offers chicken as theft reward!

    BEREA, Ky. - KFC is hoping the folks who ran off with a bronze bust of Colonel Harland Sanders have big appetites.

    The chicken giant is offering $500 worth of grilled chicken as a reward for information leading to the return of the bust that was taken from a Berea KFC last month.
    KFC spokesman Rick Maynard says the chain considered offering cash, "but we think KFC's world-famous chicken is a better motivator than money."
    The bust of Sanders, the fried-chicken chain's founder, is valued at $1,200.
    The Lexington Herald-Leader reports four young men who left in a silver passenger car were the only customers during the time frame that the bust disappeared.
    Anyone with information can contact Berea police at (859) 986-8456.

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    $500 in fried chicken? Let's find the Colonel!!! That's alot o' buckets! We could save a few of 'em for spittoons....
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    It's the rough end of the pineapple for you Mon ami .

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    The thought of $500 worth of KFC just made me physically ill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornsceptic
    The thought of $500 worth of KFC just made me physically ill.

    10,000 chicken fa-jai-tas?

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    Wanted for questioning....

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    We all have our respective crosses to bear.... We all have flaws and virtues, and frequently our virtues are bound up with our flaws. And those characteristics are all magnified when one takes charge of a quarrelsome Internet forum.
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    It's the rough end of the pineapple for you Mon ami .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Wanted for questioning....





    ??

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    In other news... Japanese Colonels safe and in place!

    http://quaisi.net/colonel-sanders-in...stume-shocker/
    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    We all have our respective crosses to bear.... We all have flaws and virtues, and frequently our virtues are bound up with our flaws. And those characteristics are all magnified when one takes charge of a quarrelsome Internet forum.
    for example....
    Quote Originally Posted by Yiktin Voxbane View Post
    It's the rough end of the pineapple for you Mon ami .

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    $500 worth of KFC roughly translates to $1000 worth of TP
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    Snake is also correct about EVERYTHING.

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    I remember KFC being good. Was KFC good or was I too young to know better? cause it sucks ass now.

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    No, it's just that you always have the taste of rim on your mouth. It taints the poor food you eat.

    homo.
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    i have a strict policy of no rim jobs

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