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    Default Sammy Sosa, WTF?!?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_349602.html

    No one seems to know for sure why, but Sammy's skin has taken a turn to the light side. When I first saw the pictures, it looked like one of the white guy characters that Eddie Murphy played on Saturday Night Live, a black guy wearing a lot of "white" make up. Some people are wondering if he had his skin bleached. But the rumor mill is saying that steroids cause an increased risk of vitiligo. I have a hard time believing that steroids would cause such a dramatic change so quickly. Whatever the cause, dude looks freaky.

    Pictures of Sammy and his pissed-off looking wife after the jump:


































    This is a picture of Sammy only 6 months ago:

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    But the rumor mill is saying that steroids cause an increased risk of vitiligo
    If that's the case Mark McGwire should look like Senetor Kelly from X-Men.

    But, that is definitely creepy. My first reaction was, "that last pix is shoooped for impact, I don't remember Sosa looking as mahogany" but upon Google imaging the various pix, he was even darker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken
    If that's the case Mark McGwire should look like Senetor Kelly from X-Men.
    Not to mention a wide variety of Black American professional wrestlers.

    EDIT: Oh yeah, his wife is hawt...

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    looks fake. Vitiligo, as I understand, it is usually localized patches, but larger patches aren't entirely unheard of I guess.

    I suggest he go the homeopathic route as refered to on 'life force homeopathy' It's a real winner:
    Cortisone is no more effective as a long term treatment for Vitiligo*

    ∑ Steroids may help initially for a short time
    ∑ Steroid lead to relapse of Vitiligo
    ∑ Steroids treated relapse is more severe, more complex
    ∑ Steroids treated vitiligo is more difficult to treat
    ∑ It is wise to avoid steroid during any stage of Vitiligo
    ∑ Steroid puts you to the vicious cycle of dependency
    ∑ Steroid dependents have to come out of the vicious cycle

    (*Observations based on a statistical study of over 350 cases of Vitiligo at our center, who were earlier treated with steroids.) Let us talk a bit more about suppression with cortisone. As we understand, Vitiligo is just an expression of some inner disharmony.
    as you can see, Sammy just needs to rework his harmonic elements to bring balance back into his schlieflemenschnung. Maybe they should start him out with a 50C StiergeschlechtsverkehrEntlastung.
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    Steroids can definitely cause changes...look what happened to Eddie Bravo...


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    Plus, vitiligo doesn't just work all at once like that, it works in blotches. It would take a while to have a uniform skin color change like that.

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    He is getting his skin bleached.

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    Oh, hell nah!

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    Actually, he looks as though he's one foot in the grave in those 2 first pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrblackmagic
    Oh, hell nah!
    His wifre is a notorious bitch. I can see her wanting him to be less "swarthy".

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