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    Default A new cookbook for you.

    You have an open mind right? Wouldn't mind trying something a little exotic on your plate? Well I have the new wave of cuisine in this here link!



    This is a real book. Link on the page for where to buy it.

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    it's semenlicious!

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    Reminds me of a story about a local pizzeria near where I worked one summer. :-\
    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.
    - Voltaire

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    "Keep a small container in the freezer and simply add (ejaculate) into the container every morning and then return it to the freezer. This wayyou will always have sufficient amounts of semen for cooking. By saving semen in the manner, you can quickly begin experimenting with the recipes that require larger quantities. Also, the frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones."

    did MJS write this??

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    Surprisingly it was Anders. He also has started mass producing semen for those that would prefer to find it in the dairy, next to the eggs and yoghurt, rather than make it at home.

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    ok, one more -

    "Spunky Candied Pecans" - this is a great party snack. Prepare well in advance and let guests enjoy your delicious nuts while you put the finishing touch on their dinner.
    "heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omeleete, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops. Salt and pepper to taste. This is the perfect introductory recipe for newbie semen cookers."

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboy
    Crack up quotes in there

    That cake is definitely a lie
    Hillarity, though the picture definitely makes me feel very ill.

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    One of my lady friends ADORES it.

    Should I get her this book?
    "Kill him and take her as your prize. That's how it works, you know."

    Poop Loops cutting through the social hypocrisy of reproduction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby Christensen
    One of my lady friends ADORES it.

    Should I get her this book?
    It seems you answered your own question.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
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