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    Default Fashion?! What the high, holy fnck?!

    So, I've been gone awhile, I come back, poke around, and lo and behold, there's a fashion subforum in sociocide! I thought this was the off-topic forum for Bullshido, last bastion of unapologetically masculine, fightin, hairy, knuckle-dragging, manly men! I mean, good lord, I've seen our gay posters on here call folks fags, but now this?

    I thought anything not full contact was crap? How's a metrosexual modeling himself after, well, MODELS gonna do that when he's worried about what his face looks like? How are you gonna look in you khaki douche shorts when your shins are all bruised up from MT? (If you do TKD, substitute insteps for shins, and flipflops for shorts, wait, on second thought, if you do TKD, go fuck yourself.)

    This is Bullshido, dammit! One of our site's founders trolled it so bad he got banned! We have gun shootin, cagefightin, nude lesbians as mascots! We get sued more often than any other forum! Hell, we teach the countersuit as a fighting range! Two of our admins admit they're in Anonymous, which means they're walking contradictions! We've had more real life fights as the result of flame wars than anywhere else on the interpipes!

    Jeans? Shirts? What happened to magic pants and gi vs. no-gi? Oh, Kano, is this my fault? Is this because I shit up a bunch of threads talking about Bruce Lee, D&D, and comics? No! I turned the geek level up, we don't know how to dress!

    What happened to men wearing jeans and t-shirts, that fit, either in the same exact color or two colors that should never go together, and that was it, dammit?! This all started when the cagefighters started wearing flipflops to the ring so they could just kick them off, right? All the straight guys figured they could start wearing them, it wasn't gay anymore? Nope, sorry fellas, but flipflops are only for gays and women who want to show off for foot fetishists. Only two straight guys ever got to wear sandals; Conan and Jesus, and both were fictional.

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    heres how this forum works:

    MJS posts fashion pictures and articles

    everyone else replies with 'fag'.

    the end.

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    A guy who's into fighting can also be into looking good. As Scott Adams put it, a paradigm just shifted without a clutch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad credit
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    No, not really.
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    I approve of this thread title.

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    The fashion?

    The High?

    The buttsechs?
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    The potential for my ability to moderate.

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    Fag!

    Sorry, you're not MJS.


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    Bullshit.

    Being a man does NOT mean you have to look like shit. Hell, Men's Health and Ask Men are littered with advice about grooming, attire, and other topics.

    Granted, MJS is the sponsor/mascot of this sub-forum...and his style caters to a very specific type of fashion...but that does NOT preclude the general importance of grooming and dress for men.

    For instance, I'm a suit/tie guy, and since I don't watch TV (deal with it), I often have no idea what sort of suit/tie/shoe combo is acceptable or outdated for the time. Initially, I was also unaware that spiky hair and a cheap belt make any suit look stupid...or that black belt MUST EQUAL black shoes, and so forth.

    Also, as a late 20's professional, I also want to make sure I dress casually for my age/style. Done wrong, I can either look I'm wearing my father's clothes...or like an "almost 30" guy trying too hard to look young and hip.

    Like it or not, first impressions determine how people perceive you...and first impressions are based on appearance. Dress like shit and people will think less of you...which is important in the corporate world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad credit
    So, I've been gone awhile, I come back, poke around, and lo and behold, there's a fashion subforum in sociocide! I thought this was the off-topic forum for Bullshido, last bastion of unapologetically masculine, fightin, hairy, knuckle-dragging, manly men! I mean, good lord, I've seen our gay posters on here call folks fags, but now this?

    I thought anything not full contact was crap? How's a metrosexual modeling himself after, well, MODELS gonna do that when he's worried about what his face looks like? How are you gonna look in you khaki douche shorts when your shins are all bruised up from MT? (If you do TKD, substitute insteps for shins, and flipflops for shorts, wait, on second thought, if you do TKD, go fuck yourself.)

    This is Bullshido, dammit! One of our site's founders trolled it so bad he got banned! We have gun shootin, cagefightin, nude lesbians as mascots! We get sued more often than any other forum! Hell, we teach the countersuit as a fighting range! Two of our admins admit they're in Anonymous, which means they're walking contradictions! We've had more real life fights as the result of flame wars than anywhere else on the interpipes!

    Jeans? Shirts? What happened to magic pants and gi vs. no-gi? Oh, Kano, is this my fault? Is this because I shit up a bunch of threads talking about Bruce Lee, D&D, and comics? No! I turned the geek level up, we don't know how to dress!

    What happened to men wearing jeans and t-shirts, that fit, either in the same exact color or two colors that should never go together, and that was it, dammit?! This all started when the cagefighters started wearing flipflops to the ring so they could just kick them off, right? All the straight guys figured they could start wearing them, it wasn't gay anymore? Nope, sorry fellas, but flipflops are only for gays and women who want to show off for foot fetishists. Only two straight guys ever got to wear sandals; Conan and Jesus, and both were fictional.
    You are a TL;DR faggot
    You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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