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    I posted this on my blog yesterday.



    A large man approaches the front door to a house in the suburbs and rings the doorbell. It’s answered by a middle-aged woman with a polite, but confused look.

    “Are you Sarah Connor Palin?”, the man in sunglasses asks with a thick accent.

    “Yes”, she responds, and immediately notices a small, red dot moving up her shirt towards her forehead.

    Bang.


    Now fortunately the Democratic National Committee doesn’t have a time machine or bodybuilding cyborgs. But as the saying goes, “there’s no time like the present”, and the DNC or their proxies are already on the hunt to pre-emptively “terminate” any potential opponent for the 2012 election. Their squad of Terminators obviously isn’t going around with firearms, smashing through walls and doors to get their prey. The target isn’t the actual members of the Republican opposition, it’s those individuals’ credibility which has been marked for termination. And in the interest of reserving Obama’s stay in the White House for another four years, this political machine feels no pain, no mercy, and absolutely will not stop until that credibility is dead.

    Since shortly after the election, this squad of robots has been out in full force, running down a list which began with (and continues to include) Sarah Palin, moved on to young and popular Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, and now includes the fiscal conservative Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford.

    All three individuals share the potential for a successful run at the oval office in 2012, and all three have been subject to the kind of vitriol that would earn a Republican all sorts of lovely labels including “sexist”, “racist”, “bigot”, among other things. Governor Sanford had no doubt triggered all kinds of warning alarms in DNCNet when he displayed inexcuseable gall by daring to close his mouth when the federal government attempted to cram $700 Million of national taxpayer’s money down his throat.

    So what is the weapon being wielded against Mr. Sanford in this case?

    He went for a walk.

    Literally.

    The Governor of the state of South Carolina took a few days off to go enjoy the natural beauty of the state he governs and hike the Appalachian Trail.

    And for this, he’s been accused of everything from having a screw loose to having a secret gay tryst with Rush Limbaugh.

    I personally don’t care either way about all of this. I just want to document it so that when my descendants wistfully ponder “the good old days when things were simpler”, this may be around to let them know that ultimately, shit never really changes.

    Although they probably won’t get the Terminator reference by then.
    "Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire. "
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    Going for a walk is TOTALLY the same thing as flying to Argentina to cheat on your wife.


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q083__hpGTI

    Some conspiracy theory, eh?

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    Phrost, you idiot.

    Sanford went to Argentina to bang some caramel hottie that was not his wife. It was another in a long line of hypocritical "family values" Republicans that milk the puritanical obsessions of low-brow america despite the fact that they themselves have the libidinal restraint of Clinton in a viagra factory.

    Jindal turned out to be Bush-league at best and Palin is a right-wing sex symbol that just happens to be a total dolt who's idea of sex ed is a shotgun wedding.

    Yes, the Democrats have finally gotten the hang of go-for-the-jugular, Karl Rove style politics (Thanks to Rahmbo) but the reason the republican party is imploding is that they built their house on a very shaky, bigotted, hypocritical foundation.

    Those chickens have come home to roost. Take that garbage off your blog asap.

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    Yeah, the DNC with its nefarious ability to make the Republican party humiliate itself at every turn: god like.

    I hope you posted this in a sort of self deprecating "ha ha, there's a shoe in my mouth regarding Sanford", but I'm afraid I may hope in vane.

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    You can't make this shit up, ladies and gentlemen.
    Lord Krishna said: I am terrible time the destroyer of all beings in all worlds, engaged to destroy all beings in this world; Of those heroic soldiers presently situated in the opposing army, even without you none will be spared.
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    Ha!

    Because Palin REALLY is a threat to the Obama campaign!

    I think after watching her finish off the McCain campaign, we don't have to worry about her being a serious contender.

    But then again.... two terms of Dubya...
    "Pranksters and LARPists write or call in threats. Guys like me claim responsibility.

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    I would blow Karl Rove for a chance to see a Palin versus Obama presidential debate in 2012. And barack would be right there double teaming him with me. That's a fucking dream contest for the dems.

    Also Phrost, If you think Bill Maher is a democrat hit robot, you are dumber than I think you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
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    I literally laughed out loud over this. Fact checking is your friend, not your enemy.

    By the way, Bill Maher, is a well known Libertarian.

    Holy crap dude, you so need to get shit from an information source other than NRA news letters.
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    I wrote it before his press conference.

    Hooray for reading comprehension.
    "Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire. "
    - Robert A. Heinlein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    I wrote it before his press conference.

    Hooray for reading comprehension.
    Yeah, yeah, you wrote it before his press conference, but it doesn't mean you were any less gullible to believe that he was just taking an innocent stroll somewhere without telling his family, his co-workers or even the Lt. Governor where he was going; not to mention, HE'S A GOVERNOR, they don't just fucking disappear for days.

    But I see what you are saying, taking a walk for three days "somewhere in the Appalachian Trail" without any communication with anyone in his family or in the government about where or when exactly he was going to do it was totally plausible for a major member of the executive branch of government.

    Yeah, that Bill Maher is such a democrat snake for ridiculing that cover story.
    Hail Hydra!

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