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Thread: I can't believe nobody posted this yet: Granny Tased!

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    "Don't tase me, sonny."

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    "don't taze me, whipper-snapper"
    You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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    Taser's are compliance tools. The cop did not have to wrestle with her, which means he did not snap any of her fragile old-lady bones by accident.

    Most of the tasing situations you see are people refusing to comply. I hate it as much as anyone, but the law says you comply with an officer's instructions. (If his instructions are unlawful, you can refuse, but he still may tase you and you will have to let the courts sort it out.)

    A cop is ENTIRELY within his professional code of conduct if he tases you for failure to comply. That's what the tool is for and it keeps him from having to do it the old-fasahioned way, which is lighting you up with a nightstick or wrestling with you.

    Blame our lawsuit-happy society for all the tasings.

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    That's pure text-book.

    You know who I should have tasered?

    This little 5'0, 95 pound cunt the other day.

    Why?

    Because we tried to be "nice" about things, and simply hold onto her.

    Problem was, she kept twisting around like Gollum, and I sloppily slapped the cuffs up on her forearms....which she promptly slid down off her wrists and caused even more of a clusterfuck.

    Coulda, shoulda, woulda.

    Typical know-nothings. This isn't about ippon, it's about getting metal loops around two wrists...properly. That takes one person with both hands free.
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    i think citizens should be able to tazer aswell while making citizens arrests.
    sir step away from the vehicle...SIR STEP AWAY FR...BUZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZ!!!

    awesome.
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    They can. Tasers are available to civilians.

    Most people who make citizens arrests are more like: "Hey...sit the fuck down til the police come."

    It usually involves some kid who just tried breaking into their car.
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    they are illegal over here, as is pepperspray.
    im all in favour of vigilantes and stuff.
    the police over here sucks, in my town you're lucky if you see one squadcar in 3 hours.

    last week a friend of mine got a gun put to his head while his mate got glassed on the back of his head.
    one of his mates called the cops and they said: is the gunman still in there?
    he was like: yeah!!
    operator: well then its too dangerous to move in right now for us..

    he was like: wtf?! im talking to the police right?!

    operator: yes, just try to keep him calm okay?
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    Mate?

    Is it currently the breeding season for Dutchmen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken
    I am really, really surprised she didn't get tased earlier.
    I hated that old bitch in Madagasgar 2; glad someone finally shut her up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kein Haar
    Mate?

    Is it currently the breeding season for Dutchmen?
    why yes it is.
    i just finished my mating dance on my balcony in the nude.
    i think the female down the road is interested, she was standing in front of the window pointing and laughing at me.
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