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    Sin Dios! Sin amos! Antifa's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kein Haar

    Of course, if you want to do some sort of surprise-attack shock-and-awe arm-bar takedown...as if THAT would look appropriate on the street for a misdemeanor arrest of an old lady....go ahead.
    sadly I can only do the shock and awe takedown. all I train for because its all I get.

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    Make one up. And seriously, if you get something that works consistently and well, please do share.

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    Start bracing yourself to resist what you know is probably going to be a gradual escalation of force based on the fact that you know that I know you're a black and we both know I'm fucked to some degree if I injure you....being an upstanding citizen and everything.
    Use this, every time.
    You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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    just kick the old lady in the snatch, its not like she's going to be pregnant in this lifetime anymore.
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    So is Lebell a mod yet?

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    Alright, now your messing with the GMILFS. That sir, I will not tolerate!

    En garde.
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    He's the dew-rag wearing bouncer for Tri-Pod, making sure "broke-ass druken frat punks don't be hotlinking"
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    Wait--the atmosphere has suddenly changed!!

    "Feel the homomentum," he says.

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    i should warn you, i took the quiz and im the colonel brandon or something.
    i outrank you, boy.
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    So is Lebell a mod yet?

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    Polannus Equas Sum Photobucket TheLordHumungus's Avatar
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    Look at the avatar, does he look like a military man to you? Your rank means nothing here.

    You go after my GMILFS and I will lay you out, sir.
    Quote Originally Posted by aardvarks
    He's the dew-rag wearing bouncer for Tri-Pod, making sure "broke-ass druken frat punks don't be hotlinking"
    Quote Originally Posted by jubei33
    Wait--the atmosphere has suddenly changed!!

    "Feel the homomentum," he says.

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