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    Default An avacado spead I sort of invented.

    Take one avocado, mash it up in a bowl then add lemon juice, a dash of balsamic vinegar and grind in some black pepper. Then spread it on toast. I think you'll find that it's pretty good and the acids allow it to stay fresh for a few days in the fridge.

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    you almost made guacamole.

    Sounds like a decent addition to a sammich.
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    Wow, nerver thought I'd crave avocado. Thanks Virus.

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    how much lemon juice?
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    yeah that's almost guacamole. my guac is just avocado, lime juice, chili powder, diced jalapeņo or cayenne powder, and a bit of fresh garlic and green onion, fresh cilantro if i have any, and a dash of sea salt. so goddamn good. avocado any other way is so boring.
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    ^ I do the same except I use a splash of vinegar from the pickled jalepenos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sun Wukong
    how much lemon juice?
    I'd say half a lemon's worth of juice should do. You don't want to over saturate it and turn it into a runny liquid.

    I sort of invented it because I read it in a book and then stole the idea.

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    The term 'avocado' is from is from the Aztec word meaning "testicle fruit".

    so yer all a bunch of fags

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    ^^^
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