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    Default The Most Obscene Sandwich in the World contest

    I propose my bacon and pan bread sandwich.

    Get panbread (which is now served at Sizzler, an Australian owned franchise now lulz) and fry it.

    Proceed with middle rasher bacon. Fry it also, in small pieces.

    Build several large sandwiches.

    Finish with cordial and sweet food then fuck off for a six hour walk, some bagwork, or whatever else.

    I have hereby made the most obscene sandwich (calorie wise) I know of. (C U Amiga magazine made a worse one though.)
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    Sandwich pr0n.

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    thread won.
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    Eewww..


    And I was gonna submit the corned beef hash, egg & cheese with hollandaise on a croissant. *sigh*
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    I made OTT club sandwiches for my family a fortnight ago. They were pretty obscene calorie-wise and stupidly expensive.

    A whole free-range cornfed chicken breast per sandwich. Fresh vine tomatoes, romaine lettuce and sweet red peppers. Mature farmhouse cheddar, real mayonaise, 4 rashers of dry-cured organic bacon. On a freshly-baked baguette.
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    that's not obscene, that's nirvana. can i come over for lunch sometime?
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    sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by resolve
    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    hey, do you still have that friend that can get tickets to Fabric? because i would seriously go over there to rock out on the bodysonic dancefloor.
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