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    how do robot Supporting Member Arhetton's Avatar
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    going to try this tomorrow.

    any pro tips?

    Assuming it will be quite difficult, considering just making out.

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    Do it in front of a daycare in broad daylight.

    Or, be like the idiots who were fucking in the parking lot outside my police station.

    Just for fun, do it in a car in the middle of the highway during rushhour.

    Go to the dealership, ask to see their most expensive car, then get you fuck on in that.

    If you have a smaller car, make sure you hire a smaller hooker. Amazons don't fit well in the back of a VW Bug unless you chop them up first. ;-)


    Last, but not at all least, post a vid!

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    alright so in reading between the lines you are saying

    find a discreet location (at night), preferable as far away from a police station as possible.

    don't try it with a big girl (lol).

    win win and win.

    No vids. I will not make vids until I am getting consistent, long term sex from this girl. And I don't think I'm asshole enough to put them on the internet yet. Wait till she breaks my heart maybe.

    You recommend the back seat or simply lowering the passenger seat?

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    Lowering the passenger seat will make your life exponentially easier if an unforeseen exigency arises. Like police or perverts.

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    about 8 years ago i used to do bike patrol in a business park. about 3 in the morning i was rollin up the road and i see a honda civic parked by itself where cars don't usually park. pull up along side and theres a chick bouncin up and down on dudes lap, he's got the drivers seat reclined all the way back.

    i tap on the window.

    he doesn't flinch; just tosses the girl into the passenger seat, starts up the car, puts it in gear and tears off. was pretty funny.
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    Why you gotta ruin their fun?

    Tips:

    - Recline seats.
    - Use back seat.
    - Bring pillows.
    - If you have a convertible, this makes it so much easier.
    - Try sex ON the car outside! It's interesting and fun!

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    Yeah fucking on top of Sirc's car was one of the better ones we've tried.

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    We can't do that anymore by the way. I got an aluminum hood and it'll dent really easily.

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    how about on the trunk? or in the trunk? maybe something creative with the moonroof.

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    Whilst driving around an abandoned airfield. Front seat, her on top facing over your shoulder. Not too fast on the bends. You should still be able to see.

    Don't get intoxicated because you're still going to have to drive back on public roads. This will bring out your inner James Bond, I promise. And she will love you forever.
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