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    Mrs. Robinson Photobucket Kiko's Avatar
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    Booze, Drugs, and Nightlife Crap wine!

    Don't give a sh*t? Maybe this wine is for you



    Even the polite translation is a bit rough: Crap Wine. So why would a small restaurant owner label his bottles Vin de Merde?..... read on.
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    Interesting. I've tried a couple others that are mentioned later in the article. Fat Bastard and Goats Do Roam (I also like Smoking Loon).

    Anyone seen it?
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    It's the rough end of the pineapple for you Mon ami .

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    fuck you math class MEGA JESUS-SAMA's Avatar
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    Cheap alcohol is underrated.

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    I would have thought the translation was closer to "Shit Wine".

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    Lots of california zins have gone for the snarky/punny/reverse snob appeal route.

    Mixed results, but some good names.
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    I had the good idea of making a laxative called: Fees-ease. Or Fees-eaze.

    Zs make things more snappy and cutting edge.

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    There is nothing wrong with desert wines. I love them. i'm going to have a glass of port tonight. But it is too easy to get trapped drinking the hummingbird food vintages and not developing a real palette. You need to get to develop your taste for non dessert wines first, and then you can come back to the desert wines later.

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    Desert Muscat=>Late Harvest=>Sauternes=>Vin Santo=>Port=>Real wine
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    Terrible wine, awesome bottle.

    Once I actually manage to down this swill I will use the bottle to contain something awesome.

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    Booze, Drugs, and Nightlife

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    Terrible wine, awesome bottle.

    Once I actually manage to down this swill I will use the bottle to contain something awesome.
    Don't torture yourself. Cook with it!
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    It's the rough end of the pineapple for you Mon ami .

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    Kiko has sautéed the correct
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