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    So the weather sucks, and I'm on a diet. I decided to make a healthier version of my infamous chili which I may have mentioned at some point in the past.

    Anyway, the chili:

    Take all of this crap.



    Dump all of the cans (and jar) into a pot like this:



    Grill ~2lbs of these turkey sausage links, and 6-8 of these turkey "burger" patties:



    Chop them up like so:





    And dump them in the base, which should have been simmering while you were cooking the meat.

    Add in about half of that seasoning, and a few tablespoons of the cumin.

    Remember that bag of Masa sitting there next to the pot? You'll add this in after everything else, stirring it until you get a nice orange color and thickness. This isn't supposed to be watery.



    The final product:



    Guaranteed to get women to sleep with you. Or something.

    Whatever, it's low fat and high in protein and lycopene and other 'een' sounding things that are good for you.
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    No mushrooms or beans?

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    Beans are filler for people who wish there was more meat in their chili.

    This is around 4-5lbs of meat alone.

    They are also vegetables and can go fuck themselves.
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    And this is a healthier version of your other chili, you say?

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    Yeah, that was the same base +

    2lbs of thick cut bacon.
    2lbs of Jimmy Dean Sage breakfast sausage, cooked like ground beef.
    2lbs of tenderized round steak.
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    Well... I can't call you a liar.



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    Why not just cook it with tofu and some fresh erbs and leave out all that disgusting dead animal and fierce spices ?
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    Because this is "Punch-You-In-The-Balls" chili, not "Tuck-Your-Dick-Between-Your-Legs" chili.

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    lol, you like cumin

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    Looks pretty good, but the square chunks are ... interesting.

    Why not mash up the meat before browning it, pour off the grease and then add to the pot?

    No cayenne?
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