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    Booze, Drugs, and Nightlife Ian makes an awesome quiche. A culinary odessey in 3 acts (largish images inside)

    A vegetarian dish you can eat without feeling weird.
    I was visiting my parents' for couple of days and my mom makes an awesome quiche. So I decided to learn how to make it. And now you can too!

    ACT I : The battle of the crust.

    Apparently, crust tastes better if made from scratch.

    You'll need:

    Flour, decent quality. About 375g ..doesn't have to be the super top of the line, just decent.

    Butter, refrigerated. just under 190g

    water, cold: not alot and absolutely no more than 3/4th dl


    place the flour in a pile like so


    Slice up the butter and mix it up.





    Make an indentation at the top, like a crater... pour in a bit of water and then destroy the crater so the flour absorbs it..repeat this process



    It should look like this eventually.
    If it is slimy or sticky, you have fucked up, shame on you

    Wrap up that bad boy and put it in the fridge..minimum an hour





    Part II: Stuffing of victory coming up
    You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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    Look at the small Danish wrists!

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    God damn, it's like my fridge: nothing but beer, condiments, and cheese (random eggs are being ignored)!

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    ACT II: Stuffing of Victory


    For this you need

    Mushrooms..large and tasty..just buy a tray

    An Aubergine of decent size.

    Tomatoes..Canned is fine for this..



    a lemon

    A fuckload of thyme...I used a combination of dried and fresh..but either is fine..

    salt & pepper..


    Just make sure you buy ingredients of good quality. In general, it will act as a foil for you sucking at cooking



    Clean up the mushrooms, a common mistake is to rinse them. Instead, brush em' clean.



    Rinse off the aubergine and slice that sucker up..thick-esque slices



    I received a new skillet for my birthday that I was dying to try out.
    heat up some olive oil so it becomes fluid.



    and in they go..



    They should look like this when they're done..put them on a plate and place them on the side.


    Next up: mushrooms..chop them up in manageble pieces and then into the frying pan.


    Thyme!


    Lemon!

    A little salt n' peppa and then:
    AWESOME!


    Alright..open the canned tomatoes and pour that shit in and we repeat the process:
    LEMON!

    THYME!

    +salt n' peppa let it stew for a bit...just a little bit and then
    AWESOME!


    Continues in Act III : THIS IS MY FINAL FORM!
    Last edited by EuropIan; 22nd July 08 at 04:54 PM.
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    ACT III: THIS IS MY FINAL FORM

    Stuff I havn't mentioned you need to use

    Emmentaler cheese

    Sour Cream

    one large, or two small eggs for basting n' stuff


    Heat up the oven..around 175-190 C, depending on oven. this one does well at 175 C



    Remember that crust you prepared earlier? get that shit out now.


    Now cut off a third and roll it out to the size of your dish, then lower it carefully into the dish.


    Squeeze to fit. EVEN layer all around.


    Crack some eggs, whip 'em a little, then pour about 3/4ths of it into the now crustified dish


    Apply sour cream..slighlty unhealthy amounts..distribute evenly.


    STUFFING OF VICTORY
    Eggplant!


    Mushroom!


    TOMATO GOODNESS


    EMMENTALER CHEESE!

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    Remember that third of crust you put aside? roll that shit out using your clawlike appendages. This is your lid

    Squeeze to fit, but more gently this time

    cut off the excess, you can use this for patch jobs.

    POKE HOLES!

    BASTE (the rest of the egg, doing my best "painto deh fensu"-impression)

    OVEN! (about 45 minuttes)

    CHECK! (about 35 minuttes in)

    AWESOME! FINAL FORM REVEALED


    Extremely tasty!


    - THE END
    You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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    You could use a shave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAMA
    I am jealous of your facial hair
    I know..

    someday, sparky.

    Shaving tomorrow..It'll be back next week.
    You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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    is that gray in your beard?

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    blonde hair.
    You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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