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    Are you pissed that everybody proclaims a shitty musician as a God? I am. I'm talking about Zakk Wylde. What a fucking shitty player. Look at this horrible thing:


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUbsFQiLBE

    Why does it suck? Because it's just this lick played for 10 minutes:


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reJSIZ3ugsE

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    The guy that plays saxaphone for O.A.R. Least imaginative professional saxophone soloist I have EVER heard. Plus his tone is thin and whiny, but somehow everyone loves the band and thinks he's amazing.

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    Justin Timberlake/Madonna
    Janet Jackson (but I would shag her and then ignore her text messages)
    Ozzy Osbourne. They're not a bunch of charming rich eccentrics. Wake up everybody.
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    Oh, forgot about Ozzy (which is weird because he introduces Zakk in my clip...)

    Ozzy is shit. He never did anything for Black Sabbath besides act retarded. Iommi and Geezer wrote the songs and did the hard work. When the other vocalists, especially Dio, came to Sabbath it was like a breath of fresh air.

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    Stevie Ray Vaughn. Corny ass white boy who made it big selling an emasculated Jimi Hendrix sound to rednecks that don't want to listen to a nigger. Then he released an adult contemporary album. What a hack. Same with John Mayer, only replace "redneck" with "old ladies".

    All these fags that play slap+pop acoustic songs with lots of harmonics. Shit has no melody and generally sounds very samey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop Loops
    Oh, forgot about Ozzy (which is weird because he introduces Zakk in my clip...)

    Ozzy is shit. He never did anything for Black Sabbath besides act retarded. Iommi and Geezer wrote the songs and did the hard work. When the other vocalists, especially Dio, came to Sabbath it was like a breath of fresh air.
    Practically all the Sabbath classics were sung by Ozzy, by default making the best lineup the one with Ozzy. Iron Man, NIB, Paranoid, Faeries Wear Boots, Children of the Grave, etc etc, were all stone cold classics, and as far as I know were all with Ozzy.

    Besides, the retardedness came after Sabbath because of the shitloads of drugs he and the rest of Sabbath did. You hear their anecdotes and they were all off their heads.

    I have no idea why people like Bon Jovi, or even Guns and Roses for that matter. They're both shithouse, their songs are wanky crapfests and their hair sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAMA
    Stevie Ray Vaughn. Corny ass white boy who made it big selling an emasculated Jimi Hendrix sound to rednecks that don't want to listen to a nigger. Then he released an adult contemporary album. What a hack. Same with John Mayer, only replace "redneck" with "old ladies".
    This is why I will always hate Elvis.

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    The trio B*Witched who released "Rollercoaster of Love" and then disappeared from public view. I will look out for them as keenly as I can if I stumble across some porn, but other than that they've had their day.

    Oh and the Australian girl's group "Bardot", funny because it sounds the same as the Tibetan intermediate karmic assessment period of 49 days, providing my Tibetan friends with lulz.
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    Elvis took it a step further and made all of his songs G-Rated while pretending to still be edgy.

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    Well we all KNOW Johnny Cash was better so let's just say so and be done with it. Mr "I collected an arsenal of guns for no reason and held my gf over a towering cliff and abused drugs until I died doing a shit" vs Mr "I DID have a gun, shot a man, regretted it and wrote a song. And have a picture of me giving the ups to the world."

    No contest.
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