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Thread: Product review: Bottle of Polo Sport

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    Default Product review: Bottle of Polo Sport

    This week/month/whenever product review is a half empty bottle of Polo Sport cologne that originally belonged to my younger brother, that I stole from him. At first I was reluctant to use the cologne, as it was called "Polo Sport", and anything involved with sports I would usually despise. This was soon put to rest after I had the opportunity to sample the scent, which was remarkably appealing, and would no doubt cause women to be attracted to me. So the next day I went to school, sporting my new cologne. At first it seemed to not have an effect, until I sat down next to my nerdy female friend Rachel. She was absolutely captivated by my alluring aroma. The cornute dilation of her nipples were a testament to this. Before I knew it, the smell of my cologne was now being overtaken by the sweet smell of sex, as me and Rachel had met up in a closet in the gymnasium's locker room. I threw her down on the tile floor and we began to hump like a couple of cows in heat. Took me about 20 minutes. She let me ejaculate on her breasts. Anyway, back to the cologne. It came in a very nice-looking translucent blue bottle, which was a plus. All in all, I think it deserves a perfect 10. Great product.*



    *note: Not really I hate colognes. I think they were created to let the blind know who's an asshole.

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    you definitely need to get laid IRL.

    stop releasing your sexual tension on Sociocide.

    nice review, btw.

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    Cologne sucks.
    DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS

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    Cheap cologne sucks.

    Expensive cologne makes girls touch my peepee.

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    Women like it. I like women. I wear cologne. When you two get an ounce of class then ICY can stop dating underage women and Sarcastro can lose his virginity.

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    If it's good enough for Bruce Campbell it's good enough for me.


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

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    Good cologne + good aftershave = hot, ravenous carnivore sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kungfujew
    If you're lazy, 1/2 soy sauce and 1/2 red wine vinegar
    Does this work on Asian chicks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zendetta
    Does this work on Asian chicks?
    Did you carry that quote all the way from the other thread all by yourself? Here, pull up a chair, you must be exhausted. And having been around hordes Asian chicks all my life without ever having borked one, I have no idea.

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    I use this cologne. My wife likes it. I usually forget to put it on.

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