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    Many times, thinking I just kept going to the wrong chipshop. I didn't. It's all lethally inedible. In the words of Samuel L. Jackson: "What the fuck did you do to this fish, batter it to death?"

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    It's extremely unhealthy, but I didn't realise it had a strong enough flavour to be that objectionable.

    You realise that a lot of people don't eat the batter, it's just a coating which the fish steams inside, right?
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    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunOnBreak
    Crap. All of this British etc. talk is really stoking my need to visit the country of my roots. Maybe in June. What is the best non-touristy tourist spot in grand old England? Cullion? Anyone?
    I'll take you drinking if you come to Oxford.

    P.S. You are clear on the difference between 'British' and 'English', right?
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    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    You realise that whilst you people are looking at Red Dwarf, we're listening to Bill Hicks and Patton Oswalt on youtube, right?
    You tell filthy British lies.

    Everyone know that the English are essentially trapped in a Charles Dickens novel. Most of your time is spent making spot's o' tea for various guvna's. If it weren't for the tidal wave of muslim immigrants, the UK wouldn't be modern in any sense of the word.

    Oh, and you guys shove beans up your noses for fun.

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    Oxford is real purdy. It has loads of cahlchar and stuff and a very nice river going through it. Not a bad place to visit IMO, but I've only been there for a day or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    You have a lot of crappy unimaginative TV comedy, but your standups are way ahead of ours.
    Agree, although I really dig Eddi Izzard's stand-up. Billy Connolly is great too.

    Oh, although if y'all dig Bill Hicks and Patton you might want to check out Jimmy Norton and Patrice O'Neal. Unfortunately our best stand-ups rarely make it big because the general public doesn't go for smart humor. That's why Bill Hicks died relatively unknown and Dane Cook makes millions.

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    I don't even know who Dane Cook is. It tends to be your smart comics who make an impact over here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by resolve
    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawarma
    Oxford is real purdy. It has loads of cahlchar and stuff and a very nice river going through it. Not a bad place to visit IMO, but I've only been there for a day or so.
    It has 2 very nice rivers. And lots of buildings dating from before the first Europeans arrived in America which are still in full usage and require a fortune to constantly maintain and rebuild crumbling sections. And local breweries making decent quality real ales. And a couple of big museums full of artefacts our imperial legions looted from around the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by resolve
    I trust God more than I trust you. And that will never change. I've always viewed you as kind of a snake. No biblical connotations need apply, just the regular ones. You're wise. You're really intelligent. But you're also conniving and have this way of getting what you want when you want it. The sickness I was talking about was your propensity to kind of reach in and grasp on to something to define someone here. You harangue them about it and manipulate it in to conversations. You do that with every single poster here. You do this until they see things your way. The "correct way". It's vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
    I am so, so, jealous of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mojo23
    Agree, although I really dig Eddi Izzard's stand-up. Billy Connolly is great too.

    Oh, although if y'all dig Bill Hicks and Patton you might want to check out Jimmy Norton and Patrice O'Neal. Unfortunately our best stand-ups rarely make it big because the general public doesn't go for smart humor. That's why Bill Hicks died relatively unknown and Dane Cook makes millions.
    Patton Oswalt is one of my favourite comedians right now. Dane Cook I hardly pay attention to, have not really watched a full length of his performance. Bill Hicks, on the other hand, was very outspoken about the Government and was particularly angry about Waco. His producer/best friend (through his traveling years) was on Alex Jones a few months ago, talking about how they got into the press area during Waco, Bill's thoughts on the Government, and who was running it. You know, all the conspiracy stuff that only wacko's and nutjobs believe in.
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