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    HONEY BADGER! king of seals's Avatar
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    Default Cow kick!

    The highlight:


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erbd6dMd4A

    The whole video:


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKlMtolwJ5k

    Moral: Don't mess with bovines. :byewhore:
    Last edited by king of seals; 2nd November 07 at 03:28 PM.
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    Science Fucker Photobucket WarPhalange's Avatar
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    Holy fuck! Now I know why Indians keep their cows sacred.

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    COWned by prowrestlingcow!

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    Quick! Where can I find the nearest school that will teach me teh da3dly Cow-Style of kung fu?

    It totally works in teh stre4tz.

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    TKD wins again!

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    My uncle was kicked in the face by a cow (really just a calf). It nearly ripped his nose completely off his face. After that, everybody called the cow Nosebleed. I'm sure that the kick didn't look nearly as badass as the one in the video though.
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    Holy fucking awesome, Batman! Someone make a GIF stat!

    And the cow got all 4 legs off the ground, turned sideways and kicked, all in mid air! That's some powerful cow-legs right there or it can actually fly.

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    Why would you think that a cow couldn't jump like that?

    I could do that (and if we equate my leg strength to the cow's leg strength, it would be able to do that too). I just didn't know that a cow had the cat's power of landing on all fours (I'd fall on my ass).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    Why would you think that a cow couldn't jump like that?

    I could do that (and if we equate my leg strength to the cow's leg strength, it would be able to do that too).
    You'd be able to get on all fours and then jump completely off the ground and give out any sort of kick?

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    If I had walked on all fours for my entire life, then yes.

    If you're going to be that literal.

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