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Thread: my take on the whole Britney thing... (fellow dancers chime in)

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    Default my take on the whole Britney thing... (fellow dancers chime in)

    i think that her show had the potential to be a HUGE success.

    several factors played into it flopping.

    first... she picked RJ Durell to choreograph for her and the background dancers. don't get me wrong... i love RJ and think he's a wonderful person and an excellent teacher/choreographer... but his best work is for choreographing Madonna's shows. when you take into account Madonna's and Britney's ages... you can see why it wasn't as exciting as it could've been. a woman Madonna's age doing the same number, approached the way Britney did it would be hot as hell. Britney on the other hand looked bored and like she should've done more to make the performance exciting. this is not her fault. she doesn't really get to decide how she dances in her performances--her choreographers do.

    her fans were expecting a Brian Friedman number with intricate movements, like when Britney did I'm a Slave 4 U.

    that being said... even if she DID hire Brian to choreograph her show for her... well... you saw her expression throughout the entire number... as well as how she would look at the other dancers instead of the audience, like she was lost on what to do next. she's been out of dancing for so long that she needs to retrain her mind and body to pick up choreography.

    i think the rumors about her drug use and mental instability are accurate.

    i don't think she'll kill herself... but i do hope she'll dust herself off and really put an effort into rebuilding herself again.

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    Well, at least her face hasn't gone to hell yet. If it had the photoshopped porn spam of her that gets posted would make me gouge my eyes out instead of just deleting it.
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    she's always reminded me of eminem, facewise. it's been hell throughout her entire career. for me, anyway.

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    her body is so burnt the fuck out. and her face = photo shop and make up.

    plus, Kevin Federline has been INSIDE of her at least twice, which we have biological proof of. Time for the trash compactor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polishillusion
    her body is so burnt the fuck out. and her face = photo shop and make up.
    so her body needs work. so what? she has the money to fix it. shit... look at Demi Moore.

    ....Kevin Federline has been INSIDE of her at least twice...
    what? once you're famous you're no longer allowed to bang unsavory skanks?

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    I think RJ Durell is exactly what went wrong with Osama's latest show as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironlurker
    I think RJ Durell is exactly what went wrong with Osama's latest show as well
    he was TOO considerate of the fact that she hadn't performed since 2004.

    she looked useless out there. the choreography was TOO easy. i can't help but feel that if he'd made it more complex, she would've forced herself to work harder... instead of looking so useless, bored, and stupid on that stage.

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    Britney Spears build her career not just on her voice, but on the way she looked. That skimpy attire was the wrong choice as it shows, more than ever, how much she has changed.

    I still think she's a beautiful young woman, but, fuck, she needs to get a private trainer if she wish to exploit her sex appeal. If she wants to make a living by being a diva and a sex symbol, she better put down the doritos and do some crunches.

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    If she still thinks she doesn't need to get herself back into celebrity shape, all she needs to do is take a look at her money shot. I always thought her choochie would look like one of those pretty vaginas from Penthouse magazine. Instead, it fucking looked like Jabba The Hutt!!! :(

    Really, you try to eat it, and it will speak back at you "Chuba!!! Ah'chu apenkee? U wamma won ka? Kee chai chai cun kuta? Bona nai kachu." - scary shit that thing is.
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    OK I'm sorry

    but someone has to say it

    The show sucked because it was Brittney spears.

    She sucked when she was thin, people just put up with it because they had a mute button.

    Diva? Shit. Elton John's more a diva then brittney spears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh El Macho
    I always thought her choochie would look like one of those pretty vaginas from Penthouse magazine. Instead, it fucking looked like Jabba The Hutt!!! :(
    as someone with a fat pussy, i can tell you with complete honesty that there isn't really much you can do to slim down your coochal region. your body can be in its prime, 5% body fat, and do kegals on a regular basis, but it'll still remain fat.

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