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    Sex "Only time will tell us more about this dazzling dare-doll, Batgirl!"

    This is purported to be a short unaired pilot for a Batgirl spin-off. It's only about 8 minutes, and it's worth watching for the horrid use of poetic device alone.


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDnlrfq5tQE

    "Correction, Boy Wonder, it's my electronic batgirl compact with a laser beam. Which will destroy anything!"

    I guess this is the introducion for Batgirl they went with. I love how Penguin is trying to get Barbara Gordon to marry him, what the hell?!

    part 1

    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnkW4iZCkas

    Seriously, his henchmen are wearing shirts that say "henchman".

    part 2

    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CgYByXAsM0

    BAHAHAHA! "Human tea bags"!

    And Alfred rocks the old school pugalism.

    part 3

    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVlQqL7XyUg


    Alright, alright, alright- I have really got to stop editing things in and have these things set when I post 'em, but I can't help it, thisis too much!

    Batman, Robin, and Batgirl get tied into a "Siamese human knot" by a fiendish villainess.... and Batgirl's in the middle.


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwft9CWXOaw

    The look on Batgirl's face when Batman starts wiggling his ears under his cowl.... wow.

    Batgirl in fiendish Catwoman bondage. Note the astounding Catmobile that Joker and Catwoman ride off in.


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAsiLforpoY

    Holy crap, Vincent Price was Egghead?! One of the lamest Bat-villains ever?! Good fucking grief.

    Batgirl is tied up and toyed with by Egghead and the Russians... What hilarious Russians- Coassaks!


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY5vV84d-mg

    BATGIRL DEMANDS EQUAL PAY!

    A public service announcement from the US Department of Labor. Seems to have the same Batgirl and Robin, but that ain't Adam West.


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaQ_8qd0ZXo

    Alright, and I just have to share this for Batman's last line, it's simply jaw dropping. First they fucking roofy Batgirl and- well, you jsut have to see it.


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCfRuowIvE
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    I laughed, I cried then I lost all faith in humanity.

    My god the henchmen wore shirts that say Henchmen! I mean…retarded quadriplegic monkeys could write better then this.
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    What year was this shot?

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    1967.
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    I love it, in the episode where she's introduced, Bruce Wayne quickly deduces that Penguin is going to force Barbara to marry him so that he will be the son-in-law of the police commissioner and thus make himself immune to prosecution. That's why penguin wants to marry Barbara Gordon!



    Bruce Wayne's understanding of the criminal mind is truly staggering!

    Sadly, that does seem to be Penguin's line of thought.
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    I'd marry her so I'd be immune to prosecution.

    Because the things that I would do with her would be criminal (at least back then)!!!

    *buh dump bump*

    Thank you, thank you...
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
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    Niiiiiiiiiiice.

    +rep

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    *bows*

    Enjoy the meatloaf folks, I'll be here all night!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
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    Hey, don't worry about it.

    That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum.

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    LOL, it's only because my manhood hasn't been titillated by a woman so close to my own age!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
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