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    Religion Benny Hinn, Jesus Kung Fu Chi Master Preacher Strikes Fear of God into His Flock

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    This man must be a true chi master. Seriously, he does no touch knock outs on fucking mobs! This man is a crowd control master, he's the ultimate riot police!

    I'd like to see him use his powers for good, ya know. Maybe stop rioting soccer hooligans or perhaps stop rioting mobs in Palestine without killing anyone.

    Yeah, he could bring peace to the world.

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    I hate televangelists.

    Hmmm, perhaps I need to revive the hate thread...
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    Benny Hinn makes me laugh with fear and self-loathing. It can't be anything else because this is not funny to me at all. Nothing is more disappointing than to have people like that guys congregation as parents. You'll either grow up to be an idiot, like those people in that video, or your expectations for the behavior of anyone older than you will be severely lowered.

    I don't know who I loathe more, Hinn or my parents for dragging me to faith healers during my formative years. You might think I dodged a bullet here. No, in fact I did not.

    I grew up loathing my family for not having better judgement. I stopped believing in God around the time most kids stopped believing in Santa. That my parents continued to give what little extra money we had so idiots could put on anti-thought shows like this sickened and angered me then; these days I border between disgust and pity and even self-loathing for having sorta believed that crap when I was a kid.

    My rational mind knows that I shouldn't hate them for not having better judgement. They didn't mean to hurt us, and it's not their fault for believing in such things... no matter how ridiculous or transparent they are.

    Those televangelists however, poison and sicken society. They make kids think they'll burn in hell if they believe this junk... so the kids naturally hate themselves and feel guilty when they rationally reject elements of the church that make no sense.

    Televangelists return nothing of value and only weaken the fabric of society by touting ignorance fueled anti-ethical dogma. They prey on the poor, gullible and under-educated. They pour hateful twisted and perverted dogma down the throats of children and remove the ability of the people to determine right and wrong for themselves... "God said so!" which all to often really means "[insert televangelist's name here] said so!" ... o I don't reserve any mercy or understanding for them.

    They tacitly intentionally decieve the public and purposefully lie in the name of god. It'll never cease to amaze me how the people who see themselves as so morally superior that they'll get a special afterlife while everyone else burns in hell have such low standards for their own community leaders.
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    This will make you feel better:


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoekkotLxgA

    The original:


    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErBaRajz-dU
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
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    HAHAHA !! I hadn't seen any farting preacher in over a year, TY for the hook-up .
    Thank GOD I'm an Atheist .


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    Quote Originally Posted by chris_ketchens

    Those televangelists however, poison and sicken society. They make kids think they'll burn in hell if they believe this junk... so the kids naturally hate themselves and feel guilty when they rationally reject elements of the church that make no sense.

    I need to see this movie:



    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_EKHK1C2IE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dagon Akujin
    I don't.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Steve wasn't in CTC but he's one of us in spirit. I can't explain it.
    <3

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    I got jesus .How about you?

    God I'm so afraid of americans when I watch those clips.
    "But for me the fact that I had danger on my shoulder made it much more exciting. Itís rather like if you flirt with a girl, itís more exciting than paying for a prostitute, because while you know youíre gonna get it, the other one you donít.Ē"

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    That movie made me overwhelmingly sad.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Krumpus
    God I'm so afraid of americans when I watch those clips.
    That doesn't make me as sad, bt it's up there.

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