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    HOT DOGS CAUSE CANCER



    Researchers in the US have suggested that the nitrates in hot dogs and other preserved meats might cause cancer.

    Now, if we could just show that the dog with cancer that became not-a-dog ate a hot dog - we could have a hot-dog dog not-dog.

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/...407858520.html
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    "We examined the hot dogs - wieners, frankfurters or sausages - because they are a widely consumed nitrite-preserved meat and because of the proposed linkage of such products with colon cancer," the study said.
    I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at the above pun....

    And for it to give you colon cancer!! How awful.

    I always thought that it would be the corn dog that would give you colon cancer.



    I guess I'll have to widen my view on that...
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    omgconspiracy?

    + = Concentrated death.


    BTW: Happy Birthday.
    Last edited by Neildo; 15th August 06 at 11:47 PM.

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    Thanks, Neildo.

    By the way, I just had a celebratory Marmite and cheese sandwich (the cheese was Red Leicester).
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    Quote Originally Posted by sfe
    I guess I'll have to widen my view on that...
    Smoked and sliced death.

    Last edited by DAYoung; 15th August 06 at 11:34 PM.
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    By the way, have you ever had kabana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    Smoked and sliced death.

    I guess I'll have to go with plan B.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    By the way, have you ever had kabana?
    I have to say no, and this picture doesn't make me more excited to try it:



    Poo jokes aside, my google fu is poor on this subject... Wikipedia no help either...

    It is made from a funky looking cattle species?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    Now, if we could just show that the dog with cancer that became not-a-dog ate a hot dog - we could have a hot-dog dog not-dog.
    Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be. But half the bee has got to be vis a vis its entity, you see? But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
    Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be. But half the bee has got to be vis a vis its entity, you see? But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
    Python.

    I couldn't help myself, DAYoung...

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