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    What Would Jack Bauer Do? Supporting Member Jim_Jude's Avatar
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    Default Craziest Movie Line, When Taken Out Of Context...

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    "Ha, ha, ha, ha! My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleeding!
    Zuzu's petals... Zuzu...
    [checking his pocket]
    There they are! Bert, what do you know about that! Merry Christmas!"
    - George Bailey, It's A Wonderful Life

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    Cuz she's got a ...great ass! And you've got your head.. all the way up it!!

    - Al Pacino, Heat

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko
    Nuts in general are super.

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    Zeke, an angry guy in bar - "[You want to] step outside?"

    Dennis Miller's character - "Sorry, Zeke - I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob."

    Bordello of Blood 1996


    Used it once during a drunk exchange of words at a bowling alley in Pittsburg Kansas.

    Absolutely led to confrontation.


    edit - oh, after reading the original intent of the thread, I fail.

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    "How was it?"

    "Well...it was wet and she was crying."

    -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    I was the only one in the theater laughing.

    Hysterically rolling on the floor laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quikfeet509
    edit - oh, after reading the original intent of the thread, I fail.
    Yes.

    My original intent was to take a line or two out of context that just sounds like something crazy... like my example did.

    That's okay, though. Thanks for playing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsobrien
    "How was it?"

    "Well...it was wet and she was crying."

    -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    I was the only one in the theater laughing.

    Hysterically rolling on the floor laughing.
    I laughed it up at that line too. Good one!

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    "Could an MMA Fighter beat a SpecOps warrior if YOU TAKE 'EM OFF THE FUCKING GRID & PUT 'EM STRAIGHT INTO THE SHIT!?!"

    That movie was killer.
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    Butch in Pulp Fiction to Marsellus Wallace (after he's just been raped up the ass) " You OK?"

    Marsellus Wallace " No man...I'm pretty fuckin' far from OK."

    Talk about asking a stupid question.

    I don't know if that qualifies for this game..but I wanted to post it anyways.
    Last edited by OZZ; 28th December 08 at 06:23 PM.

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    This thread could be good...

    But so far it sucks.
    Quote Originally Posted by zendetta
    When he kills the african dud with the rear naked choke, you can see he has his hooks in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanhalen21
    This thread could be good...

    But so far it sucks.
    I think it's because people don't understand the meaning of "taken out of context"...

    Of course, the ironic bit is that you contributed even less than anyone else with your post. At least they provided a movie quote...

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