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    Registered Member Bummer the Midget Slayer's Avatar
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    Which country will be the next on little Bushs crusade? Let's take a look at the candidates:

    1. North Korea
    - evilty factor - 10
    - weapons - nuclear bombs, modern army
    - possible justification for attack - they are evil and a threat to humanity
    - other - maybe a bad choice, since they could strike back

    2. Iran
    - evilty factor - 7
    - weapons - donkey riding special forces with assault canes
    - possible justification for attack - they are evil and surely support evil in general, they have a soap factory (MacGuyver could easily make a "biological warfare plant" out of it)
    - other - geographicaly very convenient, since the army is already in the region

    3. Cuba
    - evilty factor - 4
    - weapons - can cause lung-cancer through excessive use of second hand smoke emission
    - possible justification for attack - they are evil, they attacked CIA led jolly good mercanaries at Pig's Bay who were minding their own business
    - other - nice place for holidays, their leader will most likely die of natural causes soon so there is kind of a time-pressure to free the Cubans

    4. Iceland
    - evilty factor - 0.1
    - weapons - education, poetry
    - possible justification for attack - they are evil and a they sabotage the US airconditioning industry by living in a region which doesn't require airconditioning
    - other - they can easiely be overrun by half a dozen well armed gardeners

    5. Alaska
    - evilty factor - 8
    - weapons - cold weather, pick up trucks, shotguns
    - possible justification for attack - they are evil and they used to be a part of Russia
    - other - might be complicated if Bush realises it's already a part of the US

    6. Neverland
    - evilty factor - ?
    - weapons - umbrellas, animals, facemasks
    - possible justification for attack - since Michael Jackson uses masks all the time it is very likely that he posseses weapons for mass destruction
    - other - Bush is bored in Camp David, he needs a place to chill

    So, what's it gonna be? I vote for 6. Neverland!



    Edited by - Bummer the midget slayer on April 10 2003 06:00:09
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    FRANCE <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

    j/k <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

    is that "Ireland"?



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    I know ! Why don't we just leave them to their own devices.

    Lets just let them do what ever the hell they want, who cares if they have nuclear capability.

    Yay problem solved.


    BTW I agree with France, we're only small, and could do with the land.

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    lol.

    Never liked the French anyway <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>



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    Why's everybody so keen on France? What do they got the US want? Eurodisney?
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    "Why's everybody so keen on France? What do they got the US want? Eurodisney?"

    How about the bodies of our war dead. They already told the British to get "their garabage" out of their soil. Let have our dead exhumed and brought back where they can be properly appreciated for their sacrifice. France is not an ally. Neither is Canada. I hope others will stop going to Canada, using their casino's, and buying anything made in Canada. Its time to arm our Northern border.

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    syria or iran
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    BTW I agree with France, we're only small, and could do with the land.


    Seriously though, I reckon Rumsfeldt (did i spell that right?) has got his sights set on Syria.




    Edited by - Halogen on April 10 2003 08:37:07

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    Moving this to OT
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    I'll go along with France, it's got better weather than the UK, and it's only a couple of hours away from me via the tunnel. The countryside is nice, the cuisine and wine are good, the only thing spoiling the place is some of the people that live there....
    (note to Francophiles, I didn't say ALL of the people ok?)
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