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Üser Friendly
3rd August 18, 11:47 AM
In this crazy upside-down, topsy-turvy, post truth era, where reality TV actors / failed business become president, where news becomes fake news and fake news becomes true it's no surprise that conspiracy theories are becoming mainstream

The Qanon movement has started showing up at Trump rallies with their crazy encoded messages and general unhinged ideas

Let's start a conspiracy theory and see if we can't get it into the mainstream

Just for laughs

MerkinMuffly
3rd August 18, 03:13 PM
This is a very bad idea.

Üser Friendly
3rd August 18, 03:23 PM
Because the aliens in area 42 had sex with under age pizzas and the Democrats provided the mozzarella?

MerkinMuffly
3rd August 18, 03:23 PM
It's all been done.

Üser Friendly
3rd August 18, 04:02 PM
By the Illuminati?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd August 18, 05:37 PM
In a fashion yes, have you never heard of Operation Mind Fuck?

Cullion
3rd August 18, 06:45 PM
Let's get adults in every continent to simultaneously pretend to their children that good behaviour will be rewarded by presents delivered by a jolly man on a flying sled, and use subtle peer-pressure and ostracism to shame adults who won't play along.

Cullion
3rd August 18, 06:46 PM
Let's convince people all over the world for the next 2000 years that they will spend eternity in a lake of red hot lava being prodded by demented monsters with pitchforks if they have sex with somebody of their own gender. Let's convince them so good that they start to self-police.

Cullion
3rd August 18, 06:47 PM
Let's convince the populations of American, Europe and Australia that the only way to save the economy is to give the banking system more of their money so that they will have enough to lend back to them.

Cullion
3rd August 18, 06:49 PM
The trick to a good conspiracy is to rely entirely on being brazen, in plain sight, and making it self-policing with ridicule and peer-pressure. Secret codes and meetings are for amateurs. Goebbels, The Vatican and Santa Claus all understood this.

Üser Friendly
4th August 18, 03:38 AM
Santa? I don't like where this conversation is headed

Cullion
4th August 18, 05:28 AM
Children believe in Santa Claus despite all the inconsistencies between different parents' versions etc.. for two reasons

i) They want somebody to magically deliver presents
ii) They don't want to believe that their parents, and all of their friends' parents, would lie to them year after year with straight faces.

Now, if you put adults in the same position most of them would insist you were a conspiracy theorist and alternate between making fun of your mental health and shouting abuse at you. They'd ask you to prove that secret Santa Claus coordination meetings had happened and internet skeptics who didn't really know what 'peer review' in a scientific journal involved would gabble about there being no peer-reviewed evidence that such meetings occurred. They would all insist that it was impossible for so many people to be coordinated into keeping a secret like that.

Does anybody feel uncomfortable about how modern society works yet ?

Cullion
4th August 18, 05:34 AM
Next we are going to discuss magicians and their magic tricks. I am building up to a theory here.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th August 18, 06:05 AM
Oh goody!

Harpy
4th August 18, 06:40 AM
Next we are going to discuss magicians and their magic tricks. I am building up to a theory here.

We are in the presence of a genius. You need a much larger forum than this.

Cullion
4th August 18, 08:02 AM
Magicians convince us that apparently impossible things occur right before our eyes. They do this with a mixture of carefully prepared props, practiced sleight of hand and a deep practical understanding of perceptual psychology.

They will share their tricks with other magicians, but not the general public. How do they recognise fellow magicians ?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th August 18, 11:11 AM
Do they all wear fezzes?

Cullion
4th August 18, 02:09 PM
No. Keep going.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th August 18, 02:54 PM
^ obviously knows nothing about proper magic

MerkinMuffly
4th August 18, 07:49 PM
We all wear eyeball rings.

Üser Friendly
5th August 18, 04:00 AM
Santa and the Magic Circle aren't really conspiracy theories as both are verified, ie, not theoretical

Üser Friendly
5th August 18, 04:02 AM
Magicians convince us that apparently impossible things occur right before our eyes. They do this with a mixture of carefully prepared props, practiced sleight of hand and a deep practical understanding of perceptual psychology.

They will share their tricks with other magicians, but not the general public. How do they recognise fellow magicians ?

You can saw their girl/boyfriends in half and they don't die?

Cullion
5th August 18, 05:10 AM
Santa and the Magic Circle aren't really conspiracy theories as both are verified, ie, not theoretical

Santa doesn't really exist mate.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
5th August 18, 05:58 AM
​U LIE!!!!

MerkinMuffly
5th August 18, 10:25 AM
Sad times are these, when passing roughians can steal Christimas at will from senile boggers.

Üser Friendly
5th August 18, 10:57 AM
Santa doesn't really exist mate.

No, the conspiracy of adults to propagate the myth is confirmed, not theoretical

Cullion
5th August 18, 05:52 PM
Yeah.. I think you're kind of missing the point here. Let's move on to the magicians.

MerkinMuffly
5th August 18, 06:07 PM
Yeah.. I think you're kind of missing the point here. Doof is a master of misdirection.

Cullion
5th August 18, 08:22 PM
So is Santa Claus a conspiracy or not ?

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 04:03 AM
The answer to that is age dependant

Here's my new conspiracy theory (since you seem to be missing the point of the whole thread and would rather grind your axe about Paul Daniels ) all those kids separated from their parents at the Mexican border, that the US government seems powerless to reunite, remember them?

The government has no intention of returning those kids because the Trump administration is involved in a giant international child trafficking network

Why else would those kids be removed without any paper trail? It's SOP to account for every last item in a detainee's possession to avoid theft by employees etc, yet we are expected to believe that this well established system just 'forget' to make any records of the hundreds of children taken

Suspicious

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 05:22 AM
Let's convince the populations of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland that the only way to save the nations national pride and bring back that bulldog spirit that made the Empire great is to remove themselves from an institution that rescued the economy when it joined and has continued to provide both economic and cultural enrichment, something something bloody Hun

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 06:40 AM
Steve Bannon is engaged in talks with far right political movements all over Europe (East & West) & offering deals with the US on behalf of the Trump Cabal.

Jacob Crackers Tree-Frogg, Boris "The Spider" Johnson, Jeremy "Honestly I'm not a" Hunt et al have entered into a secret trade deal with the Trump Cabal. On the glorious occasion of a no dealBrexit they will put the offer on the table & we will have no choice but to take it. There will be an up turn in GDP the Brexiteers will become popular & take over the UK.

Brexit is basically a front for a far right religious take over.

Cullion is a sock puppet.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 06:43 AM
bvFuUaCe8eY

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 07:31 AM
Which religion?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 08:08 AM
The one with the Jewish Zombie

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 08:09 AM
I forget its name

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 08:12 AM
How very convenient Dr

If that is indeed your real name

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 08:40 AM
You can call me Q

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 10:01 AM
Like in James Bond?

More like Miss Funnyfanny

Jean-Paul Sartre
6th August 18, 10:50 AM
The U.K. gave fluoridated milk to children ages 4-11. Look it up.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 11:05 AM
The Mormon Church Conspiracy

A Review of Present Day and Historical Conspiracies by the Mormon Church (also known as LDS) to convert America and the World into Mormons.

A very comprehensive volume dealing with issues that most others who have written about the Mormon Church have left untouched, namely the political ambitions of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and how they have become successful toward this goal, unnoticed by the majority of Americans. He has captured the "spirit of Mormonism" and understood the internal structure amazingly well without ever having been a Mormon. Dr. Wood's research and conclusions show originality and give helpful conclusions which open the reader's mind to see the true nature and plan of the Mormon Church for America and the world.

Excerpts From “The Mormon Conspiracy”

* It is estimated that the assets of the Mormon Church have increased from about $15 billion in 1983 to over 50 billion in 2010.

* Over sixty thousand fully-trained, adequately financed and prepared Mormon missionaries are serving in all parts of the United States and in over 124 countries around the world.

* Because young Mormon men have served in and studied the languages of foreign countries throughout the world, large numbers of them have been hired by the federal Central Intelligence Agency and therefore are in control of a significant amount of CIA activities.

The Mormon Church Conspiracy (http://mormonconspiracy.com/)

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 11:58 AM
Who would win a fight between a Mormon missionary and a Roman Catholic missionary?

Cullion
6th August 18, 12:13 PM
Steve Bannon is engaged in talks with far right political movements all over Europe (East & West) & offering deals with the US on behalf of the Trump Cabal.

Jacob Crackers Tree-Frogg, Boris "The Spider" Johnson, Jeremy "Honestly I'm not a" Hunt et al have entered into a secret trade deal with the Trump Cabal. On the glorious occasion of a no dealBrexit they will put the offer on the table & we will have no choice but to take it. There will be an up turn in GDP the Brexiteers will become popular & take over the UK.

Brexit is basically a front for a far right religious take over.

Cullion is a sock puppet.

Far right religious takeover of the UK? You live in a fantasy world.

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 12:14 PM
The one with the Jewish Zombie

https://www.google.ie/amp/s/forward.com/culture/209531/the-voodoo-that-jews-do/%3fgamp

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 01:26 PM
Far right religious takeover of the UK? You live in a fantasy world.

Well this is a thread about wild conspiracies is it not?

Also them fuckers ARE cozying up to some proper right wing religious nut jobs if you hadnt noticed.

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 01:31 PM
UK government is pretty desperate to do a deal, any deal, with anyone, just so it doesn't looking like they are totally useless

Cullion
6th August 18, 02:14 PM
The conspiracy needs to be believable. That means

i) most people have to *want* it to be true.
ii) refusing to believe it has to be socially unacceptable somehow.

David Cameron fucking that pig skull. Let's use that

Pie of Hate
6th August 18, 02:28 PM
I’ve got a rough plan sketched out in my head but it needs fleshing out a bit. It’s going to involve the Shard and the recent detection of gravitational waves.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 02:35 PM
Donald Trump was sent by GOD™ to take us to the STARS!!!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 03:05 PM
Who would win a fight between a Mormon missionary and a Roman Catholic missionary?

Love

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 03:19 PM
Multiple wife love or alter boy love?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 03:38 PM
Ask NoB & Cullion

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 03:53 PM
Ooh, who would win in a fight between Cullion and n0b?

Dildos at dawn

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 04:04 PM
Cullion

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 04:06 PM
I’ve got a rough plan sketched out in my head but it needs fleshing out a bit. It’s going to involve the Shard and the recent detection of gravitational waves.

Owned by the State of Qatar so you know 9/11 etc

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 04:07 PM
Cullion

I don't know

n0b looks like he can handle a dildo

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 04:39 PM
only the blunt end

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 04:52 PM
Do dildos have a sharp end?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 18, 05:17 PM
Cullion

Üser Friendly
6th August 18, 05:28 PM
That is a disturbing image

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 03:51 AM
You brought it on yourself.

Anyway back to conspiracies, I think we should start spreading "Trump was sent by GOD™ to take us to the Stars". They'll lap ot up what with Space Force and all.

Üser Friendly
7th August 18, 05:27 AM
Only if we can also spread the 'Trump is selling central American babies to the Russians ' as well

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 06:25 AM
Deal

Üser Friendly
7th August 18, 07:46 AM
Where do we start?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 07:57 AM
Uranus?

Üser Friendly
7th August 18, 08:12 AM
What number bus is that?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 08:33 AM
Doesnt matter all roads lead to Uranus

Jean-Paul Sartre
7th August 18, 08:55 AM
Doesnt matter all roads lead to Uranus

Wait a minute! At least a few should lead to mine.

Üser Friendly
7th August 18, 09:21 AM
I can feel a conspiracy theory coming on!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 09:52 AM
Where do we start?


Sock puppets on Christian Fundamentalist forums.

Üser Friendly
7th August 18, 11:16 AM
Are they in Uranus?

Üser Friendly
7th August 18, 11:18 AM
We should coordinate

Do you know any names?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 12:25 PM
I think we should go for a proper US Fundementalist forums for 'Trump is Space Messiah'.

What groups do you think will be most responsive to 'Trump's selling kids to the Ruskies'?

Üser Friendly
7th August 18, 12:59 PM
Maybe try it on the crispy bums see if it gets any traction

http://www.fundamentalforums.org/the-fighting-forum/?PHPSESSID=936e7615ace6bfee2b1609ac26ecc588

What user name will you use

I'm thinking Heath Dweller

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 03:23 PM
Thinking, Mtthw6:10

Üser Friendly
7th August 18, 03:31 PM
Perhaps reddit also

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 03:50 PM
Nahh to big a target audience.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 03:52 PM
Have you read any of the threads on Fighting Fundamental Forums?

Cullion
7th August 18, 04:06 PM
You're going to be outed within minutes. Neither of you know the Bible well enough to win a debate about prophecy with fundies on their own terms, and if it's not on their own terms they won't buy what you're selling (or accept you as one of them).

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 04:07 PM
We wouldnt if you helped

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 04:49 PM
Will you help us Corporate Citizen Cullion, you're our only hope?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 05:05 PM
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37680737_665047317186429_8843328621557841920_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=0&oh=447fce242cad6ded0b873245b42e6105&oe=5C133892

Cullion
7th August 18, 05:42 PM
Ok. I want to put out some different options though

Isaac Kappy is the returned Messiah

The Antarctic was the last stronghold of the Nephilim

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 18, 05:58 PM
Just looked up Kappy good call & I can go with Nephilim thing too.

I'd like to keep Space Trump in play as well.

What u thinking Doof?

Cullion
7th August 18, 06:19 PM
Here's another; Prince Charles is a secret Muslim

Harpy
7th August 18, 08:25 PM
Then why doesn't Camilla cover her face?!

Jean-Paul Sartre
7th August 18, 08:58 PM
Then why doesn't Camilla cover her face?!

She's so ugly that she is in a special sect of Muslim women that only have to cover their faces during sex.

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 12:19 AM
If Cullion be with us who could be against us?

From a logistical point of view we should not spread ourselves too thin so you should choose your favourite one, Cullion

How should we work

Good cop, bad cop? One initiates the narrative one argues against, one for?

Or both argue against initiator?

I'm new to this

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 12:28 AM
I'm 'manmong' on redit. That is where I will release kids for roubles

MerkinMuffly
8th August 18, 12:37 AM
Ilulululululululululululululululululululululuminat ti?

OBv8zbHiLls

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 12:43 AM
Will you join us Reese?

MerkinMuffly
8th August 18, 12:49 AM
Winding up the credulous is no longer on my to-do list.

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 02:47 AM
Go on

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th August 18, 05:03 AM
Winding up the credulous is no longer on my to-do list.

Think of it more as subverting their narrative. I dont want it to be confrontational but convincing.

Cullion
8th August 18, 05:11 AM
Then why doesn't Camilla cover her face?!

The majority of muslims don't make their wives do that.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th August 18, 07:37 AM
From a logistical point of view we should not spread ourselves too thin so you should choose your favourite one, Cullion

How should we work

Good cop, bad cop? One initiates the narrative one argues against, one for?

Or both argue against initiator?

I'm new to this

I'm thinking a number of collaborative sock puppets on a number of Fundie sites. Although that maybe a bit ambitious to start with.

Maybe one composite character initially with an agreed on back story that is willing to engage in discussions but has a specific agenda.

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 08:48 AM
My good looks,Cullion's bible knowledge and your winning personality

We are the perfect man

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th August 18, 10:36 AM
Now we just need a fag hag, a batty boy, a failed musician & some cake.

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 01:02 PM
WOLF TEAM ALPHA ASSEMBLE

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th August 18, 02:54 PM
Mtthw6:10 (real name Matthew Johnson) age 36, occupation small holding famer, wife's a teacher, 4 kids - 2 of each (eldest called Enoch), a dog, likes guns, has strict Biblically inspired diet.

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 02:58 PM
Small holding

Snicker

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 03:00 PM
So which forum?

Üser Friendly
8th August 18, 03:01 PM
n0b

Give me advice on redit please

Jean-Paul Sartre
8th August 18, 05:35 PM
n0b

Give me advice on redit please

1. Fake cancer.
2. Profit.

MerkinMuffly
8th August 18, 06:26 PM
Sorry, but there needs to be an exclamation point after profit.

Üser Friendly
10th August 18, 12:44 PM
I don't need to fake cancer, but maybe profit!

Üser Friendly
11th August 18, 03:46 AM
Subverting narratives is a lot more work than you'd think

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
11th August 18, 06:31 AM
It needs to be convincing & fucked up at the same time

Üser Friendly
11th August 18, 08:07 AM
I think we need a long game

Post for several months, become a valued and respected member of the forum, then slowly over another few months start feeding the conspiracy in

In a year or two we will totally own the narrative

Üser Friendly
11th August 18, 08:41 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/96glz6/where_have_all_the_children_gone/

Trump the baby seller is live

Üser Friendly
11th August 18, 08:56 AM
I managed to make some mistake when I posted it

Godamit!

MerkinMuffly
11th August 18, 11:50 AM
FUCK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE EDIT FUNCTION ON THIS BOARD?

MerkinMuffly
11th August 18, 11:54 AM
I think we need a long game

Post for several months, become a valued and respected member of the forum, then slowly over another few months start feeding the conspiracy in

In a year or two we will totally own the narrative

w70RQLtdVeU

Üser Friendly
11th August 18, 12:09 PM
Showing your age Reese

Next you'll be posting clips from 'The Kid'

MerkinMuffly
11th August 18, 12:13 PM
Did I hurt your widdle feewings?

Üser Friendly
12th August 18, 02:44 AM
A widdle

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
14th August 18, 11:51 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/96glz6/where_have_all_the_children_gone/

Trump the baby seller is live

https://i.imgur.com/OzZlOX3.png

Üser Friendly
14th August 18, 12:30 PM
IT'S TOO HARD!!!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
14th August 18, 02:03 PM
That's not what your wife says

Üser Friendly
15th August 18, 04:55 AM
*sob*