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Harpy
29th December 17, 09:49 PM
I've been beeping the hell out of my car lately for the following road transgressions I come across:
1. Driving too slow
2. Driving too fast
3. Failed brake lights
4. Not indicating when turning, pulling over or changing lanes - long and hard
5. Hogging the right (fast) lane and driving like a grandma

Sometimes if there is room, I will slow down parallel to the crap driver and stare them down (one day it will be some thugs I'm sure who will come at me).

Crap pedestrians get beeped, stared down and sometimes yelled at.

NoBowie
30th December 17, 09:46 AM
You can't control the whole world.

I rarely use the horn. Everyone here has guns.

Harpy
30th December 17, 07:23 PM
So why aren't the Automobile lobbies fighting to ban guns to ensure the rights of drivers to use their horns?

Cullion
31st December 17, 07:25 AM
I've been beeping the hell out of my car lately for the following road transgressions I come across:
1. Driving too slow
2. Driving too fast
3. Failed brake lights
4. Not indicating when turning, pulling over or changing lanes - long and hard
5. Hogging the right (fast) lane and driving like a grandma

Sometimes if there is room, I will slow down parallel to the crap driver and stare them down (one day it will be some thugs I'm sure who will come at me).

Crap pedestrians get beeped, stared down and sometimes yelled at.

Obvious symptoms of sexual frustration.

MerkinMuffly
7th January 18, 02:57 PM
I've been beeping the hell out of my car lately for the following road transgressions I come across:
1. Driving too slow
2. Driving too fast
3. Failed brake lights
4. Not indicating when turning, pulling over or changing lanes - long and hard
5. Hogging the right (fast) lane and driving like a grandma

Sometimes if there is room, I will slow down parallel to the crap driver and stare them down (one day it will be some thugs I'm sure who will come at me).

Crap pedestrians get beeped, stared down and sometimes yelled at.

The cure for your horniness is to ride on the shifter.

Harpy
8th January 18, 03:27 AM
Hey, twice a week isn't dismal!

I am easing off on the road rage, listening to classical music on the morning drive helps.