View Full Version : How May the be raped Theresa? Let me count the ways

Üser Friendly
14th May 17, 01:34 PM
well first there's Donald. Lucky for you Theresa, he is far to old for actual intercourse, but prepare to get your pussy well and truly grabed

Then of coarse it's between Vlad and Xi

Vlad will settle for sloppy seconds, or will he? Remember that crazy Russian hacker you met last June? Yes that was Vlad that fucked you. He fucked you hard, and don't lie, you liked it

After Donald, Vlad and Xi what next

Well remember all those countries your grand father raped back in the glorious days of the Empire? well they are all queuing up to fuck you now

All those dirty black foreigners will soon be fucking you hard in revenge for their grand mothers

When it's all over the EU wont really be interested in your bruised and bloodied vagina with the cum of a hundred angry Commonwealth foreign ministers oozing down your leg

So laugh it up now Theresa because it is only a matter of time till you are well and truly fucked

14th May 17, 02:16 PM
Are you drunk?

Syntactical Disruptorize
14th May 17, 04:47 PM
Are you drunk?

Either he always is or he never is. I don't see that this latest fulmination is any different from most of what he posts. There's a bit more rape in it, otherwise it's about typical for him.

14th May 17, 08:51 PM
There's a bit more rape in it, otherwise it's about typical for him.


Üser Friendly
21st May 17, 04:43 AM
At least Australia and New Zealand will buy you a beer before they rape you

And, of coarse Canada will be awfully polite about it

21st May 17, 06:39 PM
'of course'.

22nd May 17, 12:16 PM
At least Australia and New Zealand will buy you a beer before they rape you



Üser Friendly
28th May 17, 01:13 PM
Perhaps the likes of the Netherlands would be prepared to rape you anally

But you know what they can be

Üser Friendly
11th June 17, 05:52 AM
I expect you were as surprised as we were, Theresa, to wake up to find that awful Corbyn chap taking you roughly from behind

Did you get beard rash on your back?

Did he quote from Das Capital as he reached climax? I bet he did

Üser Friendly
23rd July 17, 03:55 AM
And who should walk through the door just as Jeremy is coming to a majority in your house of commons, Theresa?

Why it's big Arlene, naked as God intended her and sporting a huge strap on

Before poor Jezzer can pull out, she has him by the scruff, and invades his constituancy, in effect raping him and you at the same time

All the while singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers'

But hey, at least she's strong and stable, isn't she Theresa

Üser Friendly
6th July 18, 03:59 PM
Now the whole Cabinet is lining up to rape you, Theresa

In true Eton fashion Boris gets first dibs, especially appropriate considering his Russian name, don't you think?

Sloppy seconds to David Davis. He's been waiting for this for such a long time

And orderly que soon forms and everyone gets their turn

We're not savages after all

Üser Friendly
14th July 18, 03:53 AM
Just as Boris and David finish double teaming you, Eton style, before you even have an opportunity to clean yourself up and make yourself look pretty, Theresa, who should burst back into your well appointed Chequers bedroom but Donald, ready to grab your poor pussy again

As he's grabbing and grabbing Uncle Vlad appears from behind the curtains like the Milk Tray Man, but instead of chocolates he pushes a bottle of amyl nitrate under your nose to make his rape of your anus a little easier, and to leave less evidence of his crime

14th July 18, 06:48 AM
Are you wanking whilst writing this?

14th July 18, 09:10 AM
No, because wanking requires his two typing fingers.

Üser Friendly
14th July 18, 11:00 AM
Are you wanking whilst reading it?

16th July 18, 05:29 PM

Üser Friendly
17th July 18, 03:57 PM
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Üser Friendly
29th August 18, 03:55 PM
You were such a good girl to lie back and let that African fellow have access to your 'financial system'

Though it must have been a relief that he used the front door this time. ..

Üser Friendly
9th September 18, 03:59 AM
Boris is back on top of you, Theresa, stinking of stale sweat, deep heat and lager

He likes to call you Thomas, and makes you clean his study and make toast on the open fire between faggings