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NoBowie
11th February 16, 10:26 PM
This is my son's favorite song. He is 2.

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Pie of Hate
12th February 16, 04:00 AM
He'll definitely inherit your penchant for pegging.

Feryk
17th February 16, 02:20 PM
He will have far bigger issues than a crush on Bulgarian Enrique Iglesias.

NoBowie
17th February 16, 02:22 PM
The other day he told my wife there is cream running down his back like in the video.

http://i.imgur.com/YhNDykD.jpg

I am very open about sexuality, but I am not sure this video is appropriate for someone his age.

Feryk
17th February 16, 03:24 PM
Seriously, not worth worrying about.

Harpy
17th February 16, 06:58 PM
It is cream, right?

Harpy
17th February 16, 06:59 PM
How and why is Max accessing this rubbish?

NoBowie
17th February 16, 07:33 PM
How and why is Max accessing this rubbish?

My wife played him this song in the car, just the song, and he decided it is his current favorite.

However, she doesn't have it on her laptop or phone, so when he wanted to hear it at home she played him the youtube video.

I am glad someone else is concerned.

Harpy
17th February 16, 07:59 PM
I can't really talk, I do play music videos on my phone but don't allow my toddler to watch the videos. He likes Lukas Graham's '7 years old' lately.

Pie of Hate
18th February 16, 07:45 AM
So he's already into the older ladies? Nice.

Feryk
18th February 16, 11:44 AM
My wife played him this song in the car, just the song, and he decided it is his current favorite.

However, she doesn't have it on her laptop or phone, so when he wanted to hear it at home she played him the youtube video.

I am glad someone else is concerned.

What exactly are you worried about?

NoBowie
18th February 16, 11:47 AM
What exactly are you worried about?

Although this isn't quite porn, and I am all for porn, there have been studies that show porn / sexually explicit stuff is damaging to young children. If I weren't at work I would look them up.

I am sure resolve will chime in.

Max should learn about sex in the normal way, from his friends or catching Mommy pegging Daddy on a hot summer afternoon by barging into their room without knocking when he is 11 or 12.

Feryk
18th February 16, 11:52 AM
Max should learn about sex in the normal way, from his friends or catching Mommy pegging Daddy on a hot summer afternoon by barging into their room without knocking when he is 11 or 12.

I have no doubt he will, NoB. And after vomiting, he will vow to never follow in your footsteps. You will be the source of trauma in his life, have no fear.

NoBowie
18th February 16, 12:12 PM
I am just looking forward to the talk.

"You see son, when a man loves a woman very much, he goes to this special store and buys a special belt with a special happy pole on it.

Then, the woman puts it on and sticks it where poop normally comes out."

Pie of Hate
18th February 16, 01:56 PM
Is that the same place as where Resolve's research comes from?

NoBowie
18th February 16, 02:08 PM
Is that the same place as where Resolve's research comes from?

"You see son, when a man loves an invisible sky wizard very much..."

MerkinMuffly
21st February 16, 12:51 AM
It's not invisible. When Josh closes his eyes and clasps his hands at the edge of the bed before he goes nite-nite, he can see it.

Üser Friendly
22nd February 16, 04:00 AM
You spend way too much time fantasizing about what Josh does in his bedroom

Harpy
22nd February 16, 05:31 AM
He's at the edge of resolve's bed every night.

Feryk
22nd February 16, 12:55 PM
...and you are under it.

Harpy
22nd February 16, 08:13 PM
Hell?

Syntactical Disruptorize
23rd February 16, 12:22 AM
Lily is the Green Hand Under The Bed?

Feryk
23rd February 16, 11:41 AM
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